al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face

im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera

by jizza000 December 29, 2015

Jizzle Drizzle

When you cum in someone's mouth, and they spit it slowly over their lips.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.

God damn baby, you know I love it when you Jizzle Drizzle on yourself.

or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle

by Fred asdfasdgfasfas October 25, 2017

Jizzle Fizzle

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.

1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020

Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019

Jizzterine Coctail

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.

Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.

by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010

Jizzle Jog

A jizzle jog is when you go for a jog and you accidentally put on you skeet socks. Also known as a squidward sprint.

Ty: Hey man, I just went on a jizzle jog.
William: Man you used my socks!!!

by Typhoon419 July 25, 2016

Fizzy Jizzer

Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.

Wendy's throat was sore after giving me a Fizzy Jizzer.

by Royalwolf January 19, 2011