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Jing Wing

It is an unwanted half-boner. It isn't at the point of a full erection and isn't completely limp. You are on the fence and you are not sure which side of the fence you are going to land on. It may become a full erection or your penis may just fall back into dismay. You may get one from waking up in the morning, or the act of a chick possibly grinding on you.
-Do you have a boner right now?
-No, I unfortunately have a half-boner right now.
-Oh, you mean a jing wing.

-Man I have a jing wing right now.
-You do. Why?
-Well, that chick has been grinding on me for a while. I want to like her but all I'm getting is a jing wing.
-Maybe she isn't right for you.
by Grishnog December 24, 2010
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Jing Standard

A standard of excellence defined by efficiency, logic and confidence. One must possess a critical mindset as well as an eye for attractiveness. Those who follow the Jing Standard are strong leaders, often intimidating those around them by instilling anxiety.

The prestige associated with the Jing Standard is highly superior, easily surpassing that of outdated systems.
Guy 1: Man, my boss is sooooo Jing Standard.

Guy 2: No wonder your company is doing so well.
by ikki May 9, 2013
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HONG JING

a piece of shit with a 1inch pp
Hong Jing has a small pp
I am a Hong Jing
Suck my Hong Jing
by Hong Jing October 20, 2020
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Jing Hong

A buff lord that hits the gyms daily, Can also be used to describe someone who lies about studying.
Person 1: Hey, did you study for the test today
Person 2: Nah i didn't
Person 3: Fuck you, i saw you studying yesterday at the gym, don't be a Jing Hong
by JingHonglover123 October 22, 2019
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Jing Kai

by TotallyNotJingKai January 23, 2021
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jing yan

A cool, funny, nice person who might annoy you. A LOT, but In the end she's great. She's kinda

Like an onion or cake or parfait-she has layers. The outside is tough while the inside is soft. Once you get to know her better you'll lov her, she typically had black hair with dark brown eyes. She can be quiet and her nickname could be J DAWG or JJ.
DUDE JING YAN IS MA BESTIE
by Ayeeeeitzjdawg June 6, 2017
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Jing Yang

Father of study, aka Xue-ba. An enlightened being who understands the true meaning behind self care is no self care and no self care is self care. You don't understand? Guess you're not a Jing Yang. Very open-minded and receptive.
Girl: "I have a strict morning and night time routine, I wash my face with a mild cleanser for my combination skin type and then apply Vitamin ABCDEK serums! Why is my skin still so shitty while Jing Yang applies NOTHING and has FLAWLESS SKIN. Share your secret, spill the beans."
Jingyang: "All I can say is, my selfcare routine is no selfcare routine."
Girl: "I am so confused."
Friend: "He eats super clean, sleeps early and exercises."
Jingyang: "Thank you. It's just like when you look into the mirror and see that your skin is dirty, you clean your skin, not wipe the mirror, right?"
Girl: "Oh...once a Xue-ba, forever a Xue-ba..."
by icemochi August 27, 2021
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