Jeffords' Shower

Spraying cologne all over ones person in an attempt to achieve a good scent without showering.

Tom was late for breakfast so he took a Jeffords' Shower then left.

by Jim Miller, the Lady Killer! Boogadi Boogadi Boo! June 12, 2006

jiffy

A unit of time that is 1/100th of a second

I'll be back in a jiffy

by Moo May 31, 2004

Jiffy Poo

The act of entering a room with something to say, farting, then quickly exiting before anyone notices what you have done

*Hudesman just pulled a jiffy poo*

by Cait and Adam October 19, 2004

jiffed

the realization that youd been sneak thieved on

shon just jiffed my shit!

by grease November 2, 2003

sniffy jiffy

blow, devil's dandruff, peruvian pixie powder, bolivian flake, etc etc

I'm gonna pick me up some sniffy jiffy and have a rockstar weekend.

by rockstar daf_ July 1, 2004

Jiffy Pup

"Jiffy pup" references when, during or directly before "doggie style" intercourse, the male cums prematurely. Usually, it is in association with inexperienced sexual partners who cannot control or manage their excitement. "Jiffy pup" may be used as a verb to describe the act, or as a noun to describe the unsatisfying sexual partner.

(Note: the names used below to not refer to actual individuals.)

AS A VERB:

Sandra: "So, have you ever done it... GIGGLE... Doggie-stlye?!!"

Maggie: "Not really. I wanted to, but he jiffy pupped before we actually got going."

Sandra: "Ooo.. That's too bad."

AS A NOUN:

Nick: "So, dude, Sandra tells me that you're a total jiffy pup."

Jeffery: "What? No way! I'm not a jiffy pup! No way dude! I can totally go all night long..."

Nick: "Psssh. Whatever dude."

by Sandra.xxx December 15, 2011

jiffy lube

hand job

dude 1: Jessica's a total slut. Did you fuck her last night?

dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.

dude 1: You fucking suck dude.

dude 2: Eat a dick.

by thewhiteshadow April 7, 2009