Jiselle

Jiselle: She is a Latin girl with short brown hair, she is really a pale girl. She’s really quiet. A jiselle will beet your ass if you talk behind your back, even though if your her friend. If you bother jiselle she will slap, kick, or punch you. She’s sometimes really bossy at times. If your freinds with jiselle your really lucky because they will be there no matter what.

Guy #1: i meet jiselle she’s really quiet.

Guy #2: man, she’s scary I was messing around with her and slapped me.
Guy #1: no way!

by QUEENSASBOSS11 April 15, 2019

Jimel

The king of kings. A crownholder. Above not beneath. The head not the tail. A superior and superb being.

Jimel is royalty to all.

by Crown Holder February 7, 2010

Jibblywiffers

A magical word which, when spoken, will cause the speaker to mysteriously turn into a banana. There is no scientific explanation Supporting this phenomenon. Many philosophers believe that the enchantment was created in the mid 1400's by the famous sorcerer lurblepurbins. Evidence suggests that the enchantment was created as a gift to the banana gods, Banano and Banani. According to ancient texts, the banana gods were unpleased by their gift, and as a punishment, they turned everyone in the entire kingdom of Gooplesmootz into bananas.

Billy: hey jimmy
Jimmy: what!
Billy: read what i wrote on the paper out loud
Jimmy: ok, jibblywiffers "poof"
Billy: hahaha, your a banana!
Jimmy: whoa, what happened?
Billy: i turned you into a banana!
Jimmy: please, turn me back!
Billy: id rather just eat you
Jimmy: nooo!
Billy: "eats jimmy"

by kruz williams March 20, 2017

jibula

The cutest dog in the world!

Benjina Shiwisha!

Person 1: yo is that a jibula!
Person 2: THATS THE CUTEST DOG IN THE WORLD!
Person 1: I wish it was mine cuz I would be petting it all day.

by Sniv Army May 6, 2021

Jbelling

the act of buying a stock at its absolute highest using your entire portfolio, and then asking your mentor "am I screwed?"

Boy 1: "Hey I just bought Game stop at 159, its now at 70 am i screwed?"

Boy2: Stop Jbelling.

by Defienr434 January 25, 2021

Jibery-Joo

A childish word for a lie that seems stupid, obvious and that no one thinks is real

Commonly used by people who can't think of any other words to say, and just dome up with it on the spot

"I think of this as a bunch of bureaucratic jibery-joo"

"I think that your idea is jibery-joo"

by Jimmy Balmar April 13, 2009

jiblee

Arabic term meaning "Bring me"

As an advisor to the Iraqi Army in Baghdad, many of the Iraqi soldiers (Jinood) ask or demand that I give them things - usually personal items I own. "Mista, mista, jiblee sunglasses!" or "Captain, captain! Jiblee knife!"

After several months of the Iraqis begging (or more often than not, demanding) that I give them things, I finally informed them that I have declared everything within 10 feet of me a "No Jiblee Zone!"

I know an Iraqi Army (IA) lieutenant colonel that I refer to as the Jiblee Master. He will ask you for your pen while you are using it! I have an IA lieutenant I refer to as LT Jiblee, and I have an IA soldier (jundi) that can jiblee with the best of them. He has the stamina of a machine when he begs - he IS the Jiblinator!

by Captain Amreeki January 11, 2008