jeezemaster

To be proficient in releasing seaman juices on various parts of the woman body with extreme accurancy. The first 'jeezemaster' to appear on recprd was on April 10, 2004, when Billy C. 'jeezed' his lover on command. The fallowing night, Billy asked where she wanted it, and with pin point accurancy hit her jeans. Such control is what ascended him to the rank of 'jeezemaster'

Listin Jill, Steve was alot of fun last night, but the jeezemaster I had the night before was amazing.

I have trained all my life, and I may never become half the jeezemaster billy is.

by yo April 19, 2004

Jheezie

A girl that has sex with anyone e.g a slag,prostitute.

Kenny : Yo you got a jheezie i can lay?
Freddy: Yh G shes at my yard.

by Kiddransom December 4, 2010

jeezeyes

Eyes you cannot pull your face away from.

I worked with a girl so pretty I never once got the chance to check her name tag, holy jeezeyes.

by Hellsprung December 9, 2017

jeezel peets

A n expression originally declared in Michigan but adopted by people from Clermont county Ohio that expresses disgust, surprise, and shock.

You: My son was bit by a fire ant and his foot is swollen.

Me: Jeezel peets!!

by Dyer dog May 6, 2021

JEeZeZ

JEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeZeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeZ

Augh JEeZeZ

by Senickres August 15, 2021

Jeezetard

Someone who has been subjected to the throws and wisdom of science still believe in the biblical narrative of Jesus.

Those jeezetards will never accept a round spherical earth no matter how much science shows them .

by Ialdaboath January 6, 2023

Jeezers

A euphemism for use of "Jesus" used to show that you are angry, annoyed or surprised or as an acknowledgement of another's situation in which anger, annoyance, or surprise is expressed.

Where as "Jesus", used in such a context, can be considered a swear word that many people find offensive, "Jeezers" is a concession towards softening that offensiveness. The usage is not derogatory. It is a replacement to avoid potential offensiveness in American English while not importing the use of "Crikey" from British English.

"...and then I got sick and the medical bill was over $50,000 and I had to remortgage my house and then my dog got ran over and Timmy lost his soccer tournament in the first round and I found out my husband was cheating on me and since he's my boss he fired me and I don't have any money to pay for doing my laundry."

"Jeezers!"

by The Son of Mr. Potato July 24, 2023