Jewkins

Jewish Kittens - they don't believe in Jesus

"I bring all my Jewkins to Temple."
"Holy water would burn my poor Jewkin."

by Cassandra E. September 22, 2008

Jewshi

Kosher sushi

I would like to serve Jewshi on Passover.

by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004

jewskimo

A Jewish Eskimo. Rides polar bears through the snowy wilderness.

Rik: Hai i'm Grains the Jewskimo.

by Spencer Moody November 24, 2007

Jewsis

Jewsis was the only brother of Jesus who was left out of the modern day bible. Biblical scholars have recently begun finding out new information about Jewsis and his relationship with Jesus through lost scriptures.

Jewsis was known for turning water into juices while his eldest brother Jesus was known for turning water into wine. He was too young for the alcohol transformation. Unlike his eldest brother, he could not walk on water yet he swam faster than Jesus.

According to new scriptures Jewsis had a following of his own, yet his miracles were not spoken about as frequently as his brother the Messiah's. A new uprising amongst several religious groups has begun regarding the Jewsis secret. As scholars dig deeper, the mystery will unravel further.

What would Jewsis do?

by laraelle February 23, 2010

jewstin

a small retard, who spends 50% of his time playing mlb videogames and the other 50% sleeping his life away and masterbating to myspace pictures of girls with hopes that he will marry them. originated in dallas, texas, (NOT) and has a firey crotch. he's often found shouting out phrases like "carry on the plan of your day", and "good to fucking go". he has friends that say "i secured that bitch!". which says alot about "the jewstin".

"that jewstin turned down webcamming a sexy girl to play mlb!"
"i thought that guy was a homo, but he was just a jewstin."

by twentyfivecentz March 8, 2010

jewsskie

a person who is from russia and is also jewish

Boris is a jewsskie. He will screw around with you and not give you a tip also.

by manny July 22, 2004

Jawskin

A term used in western Canada in the early 20th century, refering to a man's penis.

On Good Friday, with an ice box full of fish, he'd suck a jawskin.

by Snakeman1717 May 23, 2010