Jewmonster 

1. a monster similiar to Godzilla but with the head of a jewish rabbi(if it was in a movie the head would look like a magazine cutout

"HOLY CRAP the jewmonster's tearing up northern england....lets get a taco"

Jewmonster by Judy Jetsonson December 3, 2007

Jewpour 

To really chince out when pouring a drink. It's when you say "double" but really the bartender only pours you a "one and a half". Rarely acceptable. Acceptable only under exceptional circumstances such as your bartender being exceptionally hot and dressed really scantly. You are willingly paying the price of a jewpour in order to have the eye candy around you under that circumstance.

Hulk was sooo mad that the bartender Jewpoured him a drink. Took Hulk 10 drinks to get a Hulk Buzz. Hulk Mad. Hulk Man Really Mad.

Jewpour by The Hulk Man Really Mad September 24, 2010

Jewpinion 

An unsolicited opinion by a Jew that no one takes seriously.

No one wants your Jewpinion

Jewpinion by B_diazz November 23, 2016

Jewton 

Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.

"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."

Jewton by Andrew Cohen June 3, 2006

jewpope 

the term "jewpope" is one used to stop a conversation in it's tracks. derived, assumingly, from the words JEW and POPE, because those two words put together are a bit awkward and would tend to end conversation. After a Jewpope has been called, the conversation that was just jewpoped cannot be reassumed until at least 3 more conversations have taken place.

guy1: And so then things got weird. He started taking his pants off, and then he took of mine....
guy2: WOAH, man, just WOAH!
guy1: what? i'm tellin a story here!
guy2: jewpope!
guy1: whats that?
guy2: it means you gotta start a new convo. can't return to this topic until at least 3 more.
guy1: okay, i get it! jewpope!
guy2: did you just jewpope my jewpope?
guy1: you bet i did.

jewpope by S.Top May 5, 2009

JewMoneys 

Dollars that have been aquired through extremely Jewy tatics.
Mostly in the stealing of pennys.

Micah gets jumpy when ShiftyNiggers come around his JewMoneys!

JewMoneys by blackstar450 April 21, 2009

jewpod 

an ipod that does not always work correctly and loves to piss people off

man1: my ipod isnt working right!!

man2: wow what a jewpod

jewpod by darth revan945 July 13, 2010