Jewmash

a person of Jewish and Chumash Native American descent.

Bob: You know that girl sally?
Bill: Yeah, the Jewmash?
Bob: What?
Bill: Her mom is Jewish and her dad is Chumash, she's Jewmash.

by zipzopzoobitybob September 13, 2011

Jexmas Tree

A tree that is decorated for Christmas (Xmas), by a Jewish person. It could contain Jewish decorations, but does not have to. Most common in households where there are both Chanukah and Christmas celebrators. Most commonly seen in the New Jersey-New York area of the United States.

Alexandra decorated her Jexmas Tree with her family, since her mother was Jewish and her father wasn't.

by semass November 29, 2010

Jewrassic

■ adjective jewology relating to or denoting the period of time during which buying stock is most profitable.

Man, the jewrassic era is over for Wall Street.

by män-'täzh2 July 28, 2009

jewman shuman

Stemming from Jewish traditions, a male lights each candle of the menorah for the appropriate night. Following the candle lighting ceremony, the male rolls a latke into a cylinder and thrusts it into the females anus. He then eats the latke out and once the latke is consumed, he proceeds to engage in the act of anal sex.

That guy jewman shumanned her so hard last night.

by Jalapena October 28, 2014

Jewmaxxing

Jewmaxxing, this slang came from a word called min maxing meaning you’re focusing at one stat than all the other stats. Therefore you’re maxing your jewishness above anything else.

Timmy: Do you know what jewmaxxing is??
Tommy: Yeah History Wizard explained it on his tiktok
Timmy: *After watching his tiktok* Wow this “jewmaxxing” seems pretty offensive since I am a jew myself

by Arbaybay May 23, 2023

Jewmaster

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.

It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!

by aytin October 16, 2008

jewtastic

1.awesomely jewish
2.better than everyone else

submitted by Drew

Im Jewtastic

by Drew February 27, 2004