Jewelry 

Most times, one hecuva waste of money. And I'm a girl.

Let's buy some jewelry!

Nooo I want to play lazer tag instead.

Jewelry by blickery August 6, 2008

jewelz 

One of the main chicks in "lyte Brytez". hella tatted up with a nice ass.!!

aye who that with the crew.. you know the bomb one that Asian?..Yea jewelz

jewelz by cali guyz March 8, 2010

Hard Jewelry 

Jewelry that is so hard... that it might be harder than my throbbing when I see your mother. The pussy is attracted to you when the Hard Jewelry is equipped.

Jesus Christ bro how do you have so many bitches????
I wear hard jewelry 😎

Hard Jewelry by Spingorgniggas December 7, 2021

shut the fuck up jewelry 

A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.

"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."

shut the fuck up jewelry by ladyhawke71 December 22, 2008

Jewelz 

That one Asian Chick from the french movie "Ces`car".

She is totally Hot, loves dogs, and will totally destroy your soul if you say otherwise.

a Jewelz is a very very very Sexy, lovable, adorable, badass, Cute, funny Girl. In addition to all that it's hard not to give the Amazingly exceptional girl hug.

Person 1: My girlfriend sucks, she hates dogs and stuff
Person 2: Sorry to hear that bro, I have a Jewelz
Person 1: Damn, your lucky
Person 2: Yeah I know

Jewelz by JoeTheMovieWatcher May 16, 2012

Jewelry Job 

The act of putting multiple rings bracelets or necklaces on your dick and getting a blowjob or handjob

My girl loves jewelry so much she put all of it on my dick and gave me a Jewelry Job

Jewelry Job by sedmann420 December 5, 2011

jewelty 

People who wear a lot of jewelry or expensive jewelry (or both!) in order to appear rich and/or important and/or to show off their wealth for whatever reason. The concept of "jewelry" can, in this context, be expanded to include any status symbol that one may flaunt, from fancy villas in popular neighbourhoods to going shopping wearing Louboutin heels. The concept is to be contrasted with the concepts of "royalty", "nobility" and "old money" in general, which usually refer to people who are so famous due to their old money that they need not wear it in order to have people know about it. The concept is comparable to "nouveau riche" but it also applies to those merely mimicking the nouveau riche without actually having the bank account to match (or keep up!).

The Kardashians are jewelty - and so is the woman who tried to look like Kim Kardashian through plastic surgery!

jewelty by minagica February 11, 2015