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Jejemitis

noun. A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic. People with the disease are called jejemons.

Symptoms include:

1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend

WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.

Cure: Dictionary

Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of disease.
hoLY shIt p0wh. mEron na AQnG jEJemItis. jeje
by jejebuster April 19, 2010
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jejeje

Similar to hehehe but more like a naughty chuckle coming from the back of your throat. For instance, used while plotting an evil plan.
I'm going to make that guy look like such a zaris...jejeje
by Daniel Woogenouski June 29, 2006
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Jejemon

- a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh..
whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON.

- (noun or adj.)---a person who is very expert in typing..
- a person that nevr gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments...
- people with very LOW IQ
- a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet,cellphones...etc...
- a person you want to fuck off and kill
- an emo/gangster who owns all the possible negative qualities of a person.

- is the derrogative term used for a certain categorized kind of people.They type JEJEJE or JEJEJE when they want to express laughing in written words, which happen more than often. This is why we call them jejes.
JEJE-Similar to hehehe but more like a naughty chuckle coming from the back of your throat.
For instance, used while plotting an evil plan.

EX. 1. I'm going to make that guy look like such a zaris..JEJEJE

ex. 2. "omg! my sister farted" jejeje
ex. 3. 3Ohw phOwh eVeR1yBhOodY! jejeje!
ex. 4. pFroUwd 2 b @ jEJ3mOn!

WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF JEJEMON PEOPLE?

Sign that it is a jeje you are dealing with is that he (they are most commonly masculine) seems to have low intelligence.
This is because
1. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person
2. it seems that their kind is simply dumber.
3. Their names are also often begun with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese word.
4. they put too much letters and symbols in everyword they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALYASES.
by anti-jejemon April 23, 2010
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jeuked

when something is stolen.
what the hell! That pickpocket just jeuked my wallet!
by crisisification April 19, 2011
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jewjee

Jew boujee. Also spelled Joujee.
Man that guy Herschel plays polo except on the Sabbath. He's so jewjee.
by roewnf September 20, 2017
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jewjewbean

A person who is half jewish and half mexican.
If Natalie Portman and Gael García Bernal had kids, they'd be jewjewbeans.
by j-bone27 October 11, 2009
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jeyjeygardi

jorge is the purest soul i’ve ever known. he's delicate, cute, smart, understanding, and just perfect. his perfectly arranged hair, his rosy lips and his pretty cheeks never go unnoticed, a person who accepts his mistakes and seeks help when he needs it so as not to hurt others, who will always seek to see you happy and who is incapable of hurting you, he is like a pretty little angel looking for love <3
jeyjeygardi is just amazing.
by noirvacancy January 3, 2022
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