by IAmLadyFox August 11, 2011
Get the Jersey Shore mug.Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.
Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
by Palmerstone May 8, 2008
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A very quick change of two or more lanes on the highway, generally causing severe body roll to a car.
by Bob Growler January 1, 2009
Get the New Jersey Slide mug.The reason that will be given when god is asked why he wiped out the human race.
A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.
Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.
They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.
This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.
A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.
Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.
They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.
This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.
I would rather be Gang Raped by Mike Tyson, Shuge Night and the 1985 Chicago Bears while having hot Lava poured into every available orifice them being eaten alive by tigers than watch Jersey Shore
by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010
Get the Jersey Shore mug.a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.
You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."
by martian87 January 25, 2010
Get the jersey speed bump mug.A show on MTV that reveals to the world why New Jersey residents hate Bennies. Unlike them, we don't say New Joizy or call it the Jersey Shore. It's either the shore if you live in Jersey, or if you're a local, the beach. The show features 8 guidos and guidettes. They have never been to the shore, and some of them have never even been to New Jersey. But to them, Seaside is Heaven on Earth. Watch as they get drunk, get laid, and trash Seaside Heights. While your at it, maybe you can learn a couple things about tanning, fist pumps and hair gel.
Kid: Hey man, did you watch Jersey Shore last night?
Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*
Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*
by Jersey Boy15 December 9, 2009
Get the Jersey Shore mug.An alcoholic drink. Name based on "Jersey City," the place where it was created. Drink contains vodka, Sprite, Cranberry juice cocktail, and a lime. It's on ice. Itz kinda like a cozmo, only SHITTIER!
by thomspon10 November 23, 2006
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