Jerky Boys

A duo from New York who achieved infamy by making several cd's that had recordings of many hilarious prank phone calls to unsuspecting victims.

Man, the Jerky Boys' prank calls are fucking hysterical!

by jizzcock June 23, 2003

Ad Jerking

When you can't find good porn so you start watching the ads next to the video.

I couldn't find good porn on any site today without blowing my money, so then I started Ad Jerking.

by Extra Vitamins March 31, 2015

Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

beef jerky

the best snack around

Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky

by Brandon G. August 27, 2005

jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

sleep jerky

The act of using a sleeping persons hand to pleasure yourself

Don't pass out around that guy he'll end up pulling a sleep jerky

by WoRdSmItH January 27, 2013

jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.

John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.

by Halevi January 29, 2015