Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

Joe Jerkoff

Another word for cuck

She fucked him and now I look like Joe Jerkoff

by Hauptmann Shank January 4, 2019

Jerkoff

n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.

That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.

by Reign November 3, 2004

jerkop

A villain in the Sonichu series by our favorite Lolcow CWC. Commonly wearing brown. There are other types of them but I'm way too lazy to name them.

Chris runs from a jerkop,, and takes a break sucking on a comically large straw.

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Jerkover

The feeling of regret and embarrassment for a previous night's drunken antics, such as drunk dialing an ex, sending inappropriate emails or text messages, throwing up in front of a crowd, or having sex you didn't mean to have.

Ugh. I got wasted last night and slept with my boss, and now I'm having a huge jerkover.

by cobradeathmatch July 25, 2009

jerkbag

jerkbag a combination of jerk and dirtbag one who is not only a jerk but also a dirtbag

the clerk at the grocery store was a real jerkbag

by littlejimmie May 8, 2019

Jerkoffasaurus

a jerkoff so over the top that he's a dinosaur

Matt is such a Jerkoffasaurus.

by Cletus John March 5, 2006