A tall yet smol boi with anxiety about fitting in. He uses a wintergreen tic tac to try and be cool but the tic tac said he gonna be chill not cool so yee yee bitch. His bestie Michael Mell only asked for one thing and that was to be friends after he got the squippy squip. Well guess what, jerbear failed and ditched mocha. Oh big sadness. He’s also totally bi for Micha-Mocha-Moomoo-bear.
Me: aw I love Jeremy Heere!
Michael Mell: Me too hun.....me too.......
Jeremy Heere: I’m right here you know
Michael: DONT you mean.... h e e r e :)
Jeremy: No fuck u. Imma go get a tic tac now. Bye bitch.
Michael Mell: Me too hun.....me too.......
Jeremy Heere: I’m right here you know
Michael: DONT you mean.... h e e r e :)
Jeremy: No fuck u. Imma go get a tic tac now. Bye bitch.
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Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"
practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"
practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
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2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"
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