jessica lynn

A wonderful person to be with. She is sweet, smart, incredible in every way, beautiful inside and out! She may be a little bit shy at first, but that's until you discover her wild side! She truly makes you laugh, and makes you happy just by seeing her smile. Jessica Lynn, is a person you should treasure, if you ever get the pleasure to meet her!

John: Who's that?
Leon: That's Jessica Lynn
John: ooohhh! Jessica, she has such a cute face!
Leon: She's awesome... believe me!
John: It s seems like I'll be liking this Jessica

by loveeeefdfafafa February 3, 2014

Jessicate

To organize, clean, and perfect any area, item or copy job in an office. Jessication occurs when a person comes back to their work area/cubicle to find all stacks of paper perfectly aligned, pencils sharpened, and Post-It notes realigned.

Hey! This room was messy yesterday. Who the F*** Jessicated my office?

by ChrisManCub June 19, 2008

Jessica Rabbit

Just about the sexiest cartoon you will ever see. Was married to Rodger Rabbit in "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit." Could be used to describe a hot girl. Many guys jack off to the sound of her voice.

"Mann, I saw a Jessica Rabbit yesterday... damn she was smokin"

by That.. umm... person... over there... May 13, 2005

Jurassic Park Syndrome

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.

Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008

Jurassic Park 3

basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.

"hey the new jurassic park 3 movie looks good"

"no it doesnt, how did you get in my house?"

by alangrantdigshere October 4, 2008

Jessica Biel

Proof white girls can/do have great asses.

Yeah, that Jessica Biel has one fine ass.

by Adrian August 31, 2007

Jessica Simpson Syndrome

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

by Michael F. January 31, 2005