5 definitions by Michael F.

password

something that's better off if nobody knows about except for whomever posseses it.

A password is like underwear; no one should know you don't have it.

by Michael F. December 24, 2003

Jessica Simpson Syndrome

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

by Michael F. February 1, 2005

kite

device used in certain weather to keep families entertained for hours.

Lets go fly a kite...and never leave the ground

by Michael F. December 24, 2003

life

(see conspiracy)

(see above)

by Michael F. December 23, 2003

orange

an orange fruit.

that orange is orange.

by Michael F. December 24, 2003