What one is in response to a girl who slides so good with bones so fair she's got the universe reclining in her hair.
by Marc Bolan July 1, 2004
Get the jeepster mug.A hella cute girl gifted with remarkable intelligence. One of the realest girls you'll ever meet! She can get along with just about anybody. Gym teachers love her, math teachers love her, hell, everybody loves her! What's not to love? She's loyal, charitable, and always tries to do the right thing. If you meet a Jeesoo, you better befriend her, because this girl is sure to be a Nobel Prize winner in the future, as well as be an amazing friend to you.
Person 1: Wow, who's that cute Asian girl over there?
Person 2: Oh! That's Jeesoo! She's the best.
Person 1: Man, what should I get Jeesoo for her birthday?
Person 2: Get her a stuffed bunny! She loves those...
Person 2: Oh! That's Jeesoo! She's the best.
Person 1: Man, what should I get Jeesoo for her birthday?
Person 2: Get her a stuffed bunny! She loves those...
by myclockradio December 3, 2013
Get the Jeesoo mug.The common red-necked Jeeter can be found sporting a worn agricultural product or automotive sports cap at a roadhouse bar, where a chain-link fence shields the questionable talent from bottle hurling locals. (the hat's foam printed front is a requirement, mesh back is optional).
The Jeeter is usually scruffy, with at least a four-day beard and often twice as much growth sprouting from nostrils and ears. Skinny and with darting eyes, the Jeeter emerges from his dented and jacked-up Ford F-150, 85 Camaro or un-muffled Station Wagon, sun baked to perfection with fresh nicotine tarnish accenting his moustache and fingers. Look for the scraggly salt-and-pepper hair jutting out from beneath his cap on Northern Jeeters, and for Southern Jeeters, a longer mullet will often be present. The vocal laugh of the common Jeeter sounds like a bass note coming from a bleached dashboard speaker that has torn from its rim. Teeth are, of course, optional.
Another mark of distinction is a nearly empty chain-to-belt wallet, and fingernails that look like the contain a 1/4 pound of driveway sealant.
When seen entering a strip joint, the Jeeter wallet contains a surprising amount ot greasy, wrinkled $1 bills.
The Jeeter is usually scruffy, with at least a four-day beard and often twice as much growth sprouting from nostrils and ears. Skinny and with darting eyes, the Jeeter emerges from his dented and jacked-up Ford F-150, 85 Camaro or un-muffled Station Wagon, sun baked to perfection with fresh nicotine tarnish accenting his moustache and fingers. Look for the scraggly salt-and-pepper hair jutting out from beneath his cap on Northern Jeeters, and for Southern Jeeters, a longer mullet will often be present. The vocal laugh of the common Jeeter sounds like a bass note coming from a bleached dashboard speaker that has torn from its rim. Teeth are, of course, optional.
Another mark of distinction is a nearly empty chain-to-belt wallet, and fingernails that look like the contain a 1/4 pound of driveway sealant.
When seen entering a strip joint, the Jeeter wallet contains a surprising amount ot greasy, wrinkled $1 bills.
Diverse examples of this sub-species can be found from Northern Maine to Florida, and westward to all suburbs and rural areas where major appliances and assorted dirt bike parts frequently adorn oil-soaked driveways, front lots and crowded porches.
Despite their unlikely candidacy as mates, Jeeters produce many offspring, and their broods are often found crowding around the tasting griddle at Costco, screaming in a MacDonald's bathroom or parking lot, or stealing Slim Jims at the 7-11.
Common names for the males are:
Dwayne, Jimbo, Darell, Earl, Bud, Jesse or Slim.
Common names for the females are:
Crystal, Kimmy, Darryl, Clarice, Janice or Ronnie.
For some reason, almost all the eldest offspring have the same name, "DoItNOW Shithead", and the younger offspring are usually called, "You Too!".
Despite their unlikely candidacy as mates, Jeeters produce many offspring, and their broods are often found crowding around the tasting griddle at Costco, screaming in a MacDonald's bathroom or parking lot, or stealing Slim Jims at the 7-11.
Common names for the males are:
Dwayne, Jimbo, Darell, Earl, Bud, Jesse or Slim.
Common names for the females are:
Crystal, Kimmy, Darryl, Clarice, Janice or Ronnie.
For some reason, almost all the eldest offspring have the same name, "DoItNOW Shithead", and the younger offspring are usually called, "You Too!".
by Garrett T. Jeffries August 17, 2006
Get the jeeter mug.A being who usually has very small hands (often sweaty) and a quite high pitched voice (often quite like like mickey mouse on crack-cocaine, or towlie from the hit tv series South Park). She has a leech like quality of often grabbing onto attractive men. It also has a habit of watching TV from an angle and flaring her nostrils as she breaths through them. It also pronounces its "w" sounds in that oh-so annoying manner of sounding like they have a stick up their bum all the time and love the smell of their own farts, often putting a "who" before the word attempting to pronounce (Ex. Whoowhat). It often has what is known as a "donk" or large posterior, which it uses in order to attract the opposite sex. Sadly, if it were not for this redeeming quality, it might not even survive in the wild at all. Little else is known about this quite interesting, yet awkward creature, but as technology is advancing we hope to soon learn more about this being.
(note: closely related to the notorious Captain Cunningham)
(note: closely related to the notorious Captain Cunningham)
Holly: Mother of pearl! Did you happen to see that Jesster?!?!
Greg: Yea... its quite sad actually... it did have a great donk though.
Holly: Hellz yea it did, poor thing, it could barely walk with that wagon it was draggin.
Greg: Yea... its quite sad actually... it did have a great donk though.
Holly: Hellz yea it did, poor thing, it could barely walk with that wagon it was draggin.
by Grolly123 March 27, 2011
Get the Jesster mug.Nickname for the coolest Jenny you have ever met in your entire life! If you have met her, these might be a few of her characteristics:
1. Will listen to any kind of music and rock out to it. Can be found in traffic singing way too loud with one hand on the steering wheel and a sencha shot in the other.
2. Her personality is truly memorable and even contagious!
3. She likes sushi, mochi, kimchee, and musubi's. How cool is that!
4. She is a wonderful mother and wife. When you see her kids its natural to say "what great kids, and beautiful"
Must make take after their mother because...
5. Jenny is beautiful too!
1. Will listen to any kind of music and rock out to it. Can be found in traffic singing way too loud with one hand on the steering wheel and a sencha shot in the other.
2. Her personality is truly memorable and even contagious!
3. She likes sushi, mochi, kimchee, and musubi's. How cool is that!
4. She is a wonderful mother and wife. When you see her kids its natural to say "what great kids, and beautiful"
Must make take after their mother because...
5. Jenny is beautiful too!
by BiBimBap February 4, 2010
Get the Jenster mug.Person who sells their crypto bag for a 0.5 x and phones their mum to brag about a $50 profit.
Next day the coin does 100x, Jeet crys on phone to their mum.
Next day the coin does 100x, Jeet crys on phone to their mum.
by Bitcat January 3, 2022
Get the Jeet mug.The feeties of Han Jisung from the kpop boy group Stray Kids, THEY LITERALLY GO LIKE THIS 👉👈 anyways yeah Jisung stands like an anime girl and it’s adorable ngl
Omg the jeeties!!!
by yourmother333 December 27, 2020
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