Jaron Artolius Eckbert III

Jaron Artolius Eckbert III is from The Ascendance Series (The best novel series by Jennifer A. Nielson)

Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.

He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.

I actually don't know how he's not dead.

A: Did ypu hear what stupid thing Jaron Artolius Eckbert III did today?
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.

by anoverusedjoke June 27, 2021

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Shanese and jaron

Two people who or madly inlove with each other and can't go a day without speaking these two individuals have the most craziest relationship ever

Shanese and jaron are very funny

by Cupid.......... March 23, 2017

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Jaron

A man/woman who shops at Justice excessively and with extreme enthusiasm.

Omg this guy is such a Jaron

by Jaron Superfan December 4, 2018

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Jaron

Really loves Kelly!

Jaron loves Kelly.

by Heartofluv November 5, 2018

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Jaron

A tall, absolutely shredded genius who will do ten times as well as you at anything with little to no practice, and can get girls even though he has little to no social skills whatsoever

Person A: Damn did Jaron just benchpress 600 pounds one day after starting lifting?!?!?
Person B: Yeah, I heard he was a first round draft pick for the NBA one day after he started playing, he rejected the offer because he wanted to give MMA a try.

by JayPG April 23, 2022

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