christa janowiak

Original creator of the phrase “boneless wings are chicken nuggets”

Dude, Christa Janowiak told us all that boneless wings are chicken nuggets.

by Xander1999 February 12, 2018

Jingo-Jango

A tourist engaging in clumsy behavior. i.e. holding up lines, searching their pockets for bus tickets, walking into pedestrians, forgetting their meeting times.

Look at that Jingo-Jango over there walking around in the bicycle lane.

by FoxMission December 14, 2018

Janko

One word: -- God --

Also called the almighty, the greatest, the holy, ...

Praise him, make sacrifices, worship him cause he's Janko.

by Newt November 30, 2004

Jango Fett

1. noun--proper name: character who was the template for all Stormtrooper clones in the Star Wars film series. Unlike his son Boba Fett, this character actually used his rocket, his blaster, his grappling hooks, and his generally fun array of equipment. He made many men who played with the Boba Fett action figure as a kid very happy.

2. verb: to be almost as fast and as smart as a Jedi, without using the Force; to fight with technology, like Batman

1. Jango Fett almost kicked that Jedi's ass, and he used his grappling hook and flew around with his rocket

2. That police officer Jango Fetted that criminal using his baton, handcuffs, and a rope.

3. While his son has the coolest action figure, Jango Fett did more than just stand there and look cool

by zingerhoff July 10, 2011

Janoskian

Consisting of Beau Brooks, Daniel Sahyounie, Jai Brooks, James Yammouni, and Luke Brooks. They are 5 guys from Melbourne, Australia who never seem to get embarrassed. They prance around the streets of Melbourne being funny, pulling pranks and making strangers feel very uncomfortable.

Person 1 "Hey have you seen the Janoskians on youtube?"
Person 2 "Yeah! They are hilarious., everyone should check them out!"
Luke Brooks "Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Tomatoes gonna tomate." Beau Brooks "Dogs are gonna bark."

by JanoskianFan1 January 1, 2012

Janoskians

5 sexy mother fucking YouTube Legends from Australia named James Yammouni, Luke Brooks, Beau Brooks, Jai Brooks and Daniel Sahyounie. They go around the streets of Melbourne, doing pranks and making others in the area feel extremely uncomfortable. They have teamed up with YouTube Sensation Teddy to create another YouTube channel, Dare Sundays, in which they do dares sent in by their fans, and starred in a music video by Faydee; Forget The World. They have been signed by Sony, and now have their own single 'Set This World On Fire', which is the best mother fucking single in the world.

"Have you seen the Janoskians new video!?"
"Yes! Haha, it was hilarious!"

'Haters gonna hate,
potatos gonna potate,
tomatos gonna tomate,
dogs are gonna bark'

'We DO NOT sing. If you want to hear someone singing, look up Justin Bieber, cause that guy's a fucking legend'
- Beau Brooks

My future husbands <3

by Luke Brooks' Future Wife. October 6, 2012

Janitor's Nightmare

Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.

It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.

kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."

kid2: "Depends... what?"

kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"

kid2: "Done."

by Derik September 21, 2005