Janine🥺

Janine is the funniest, prettiest girl out there. She will eat a lot and she’s really thicc. She’s a really good cuddler, and she’s really freaky at times. She’s most likely going to date light skin boys if their name starts with an ‘N’. If you want to win her heart, don’t leave her on opened, be as freaky as her, feed her, and care about her. Trust me, she will be the best girlfriend you can have.

Nelson: “yo imma go over Janine🥺 house tonight”
Paul: “bring her taco bell and she’ll fuck you”

by Imsoboredsorry7492 November 27, 2019

jannine

big booty girl who loves her best friend

jannine loves mari

by bonitapplebum October 16, 2008

Janine

Track 5 on the 1969 David Bowie album "Space Oddity"

Oh my love, Janine
I'm helpless for your smile
Like a Polish wander
I travel ever onwards to your land
And were it not just for the jewels, I'd close your hand
Your strange demand
To collocate my mind
Scares me into gloom
You're too intense
I'll have to keep you in your place
I've no defense
I've got to keep my veil on my face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
You're fey, Janine
A tripper to the last
But if I catch you standing on my toes
I'll have a right to shout you down
For you're a lazy stream
In which my thoughts would drown
So stay, Janine
And we can glide along
I've caught your wings for laughs
I'm not obliged to read you statements of the year
So take your glasses off
And don't act so sincere
Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
Yeah
Oh ah
Ooooo
Oh Janine
Hey Janine
Oh Janine
Ah ho
Oh Janine
Ho how
Janine
Ah Janine yeah
Janine Janine Janine
Yeah yeah

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

Janties

Jean + Panties = Janties
Jean shorts that are small and short enough to be underwear.
Shorts that aren't much larger than a pair of underwear

when the weather gets hot women start wearing their janties

by Michu123 May 24, 2011

Dirty Janine

The insertion of a live eel in the rectum during sex.

I so gave Janine a dirty Janine last night, I don’t know who squirmed more, her or the eel.

by Domdeloease May 21, 2019

janined

To perform a task with haste and brute strength, and complete disregard for damage to property or self.

Mum rearranged all the furniture in the house today while Dad was at work. She totally janined it.

by TwoChickenNuggets September 15, 2017

janine y.

the most beautifulest thing ever on earth. this is the type of shit that gives you auto boners, and one look, you WILL jizz your pants. no doubt. she is the most sexiest most hottest fineist guapoest magandaest thing ever. its damn paradise. its more than heaven, if you die, you wish youd wanna go to janine. and this is the shit you wish for when its 11:11. and if you get janine y. you will be the luckiest mother fucker ever in the whole damn world. but then the next day, you will be fucked, because other fools WILL kill you. janine y. is another word for THEE shit. no joke. janine y. is thee best.

damn look at that girl shes so JANINE Y. fuck damn i have a damn boner and i just came. WTF. my moms gonna kill me when she finds sperm on my boxers -_- ima just say its toothpaste =0

by reeeeeechaaaaaard June 7, 2009