janktification

Adjective used to describe a situation that is seriously ghetto.

If you see someone put an antenna on his or her car that is made of tin foil that could be described as janky. The fact that the idiot did it at all is janktification.

by Maximillian February 20, 2004

Janking

an activity involving the degrading things or people

Janking people's mamas is not a good idea.

by Netti Byrd January 25, 2003

Jankification

When one is so high on crystal meth they get urge to steal something

Tina was so high her jankification got the best of her and she was arrested

by Hautemess January 5, 2011

jankliment

Simply put... a backhanded compliment.

You bear a striking resemblance to my best friend Wes. But he's ugly.

Thanks for the jankliment!

You're powers are amazing....I see your powers have grown and you've mastered the power of moving your fingers with only your mind!
Thanks your jankliment is appreciated!

by benjiboy64 June 10, 2015

jankie

Used to describe someone's character or behavior in a derogatory manner. Also to describe something that is bad or messed up.

"Man, can you believe he pulled that shit, he is one jankie-ass mother-fucker"

"Dude, they sold you some jankie shit this time"

by Dan Oglesby April 7, 2004

jankiness

The state of being janky. Used to describe an amount or a level within that state -- studied by a jankologist.

-House guest surveying the couch he or she will be sleeping on-
"What is this jankiness?"

-Surveying the theme park that I just paid $50 to get into-
"This is an incredibly high level of jankiness."

by DL Smith September 1, 2008

jacksie towel

A towel with a shit streak. Occurs when drying your anus that was inadequately washed.

Steve hung up his jacksie towel on Nellie's clothesline, shit streak out for all to admire.

by Gnub Jist September 9, 2016