Dirty Jankowski

When a man pleasures 5 men at the same time utilizing both hands, mouth, back oriface, and is corn-holing a 5th.

Where the hell is Jamie? Oh... He's over there giving the wait-staff a Dirty Jankowski

by T Chris Johnson August 17, 2007

Jankopotomus

A relitively large faggot that's all jankin all over the place all the time.

Guy 1: Man your brother is a huge Jankopotomus sometimes dude

Guy 2: Dude i know. Jankiest Jankopotomus i know.

by TastyCereal April 10, 2011

Janko'ed

To get absolutely drunk (usually off of hard liquor). Below the drunken state of feeling sick.
This term derives from the first name of Serbian tennis player Janko Tipseravic

Mike: Yo, what's up with your buddy?
Geoffrey: He's absolutely janko'ed. He had way to many jager bombs tonight.

by RuruRommers October 26, 2011

jankproof

Of good quality; awesome; not janky; superior; resistant to negative comments or bad standing.

Boy: "Let's go make out."
Girl: "A jankproof idea."

Girl 1: "This new band is jankproof!"
Girl 2: "I couldn't agree more. it's great!"

Man: "Jose, your test scores are totally jankproof. All that studying paid off."

by Noctehm January 22, 2013

Jankowski

An indecisive person who is prone to be a fun person when forced to extreme circumstances

Pulling a Jankowski is like taking a box of chocolate. You never know what's gonna happen.

by Bloodgang103 May 26, 2018

Jandro

Miracles boyfriend so who ever likes him or thinks he's cute, back off. I do agree with you though, he is one sexy man

Jandro is the sexiest person alive!

by totally not miracle November 28, 2021

janko

A janky but ok thing.

That railroad is janko.

by ~KP October 18, 2017