Jamaican fire drill

A jfd occurs after you have been smoking, preferably marijuana, in your car. You will have been driving around while smoking and then once you are finished, you stop the car, get out, and wipe off any ashes and such. A modified version of a Chinese fire drill.

Leroy: That was a sweet cruise that we just had

Jenkins: I know, all we need is a Jamaican fire drill and we should be all set

Leroy: word

by DJmoist June 30, 2012

Jamaican walrus

The act of smoking through the anal sphincter.

Not necessarily associated with sexual intercourse.

-Did you see that old school video i recommended you?
-Oh, the one where that stripper makes a Jamaican walrus on stage? That was amazing!

by hekiw October 5, 2018

Jamaican Minute

A time period of when somebody says they will be ready in a minute but really it will most likely take them a couple hours.

Jordan: Where is Andre

Anthony: He said he will be here in a couple minutes

Jordan: Damn, you know Andre operates in Jamaican minutes

by Spano_13 June 7, 2010

Jamaican Bake

to turn on a hot shower, close yourselves in a bathroom, and smoke weed - the heated air and high humidity makes the smoke smoother

Let's go Jamaican Bake in the bathroom.

by KCeasy October 15, 2009

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

Jamerican

A person who is born in either in Jamaica or America to Jamaican parents, and are raised as a Jamaican child in America.

Chevelle is born in Jamaica and has lived in America since she was 5 years old, but is still raised as a Jamaican child; she would consider herself a Jamerican

by chevybabii August 31, 2009

fake jamaican

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.

her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?

by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007