janzen

to do onto yourself, someone, or something one that would satisfy the receiver's sexual desires

I would love to janzen right now.
JANZEN-IN MO AKO (translated from filipino to: "Please janzen me!")

by daniks08 August 4, 2022

Janzen

a smart bright women very sexy very hot usually has blonde hair blue eyes doesent care what people think about her nothing bad about her! she the best Best career is a Pediatrician or a surgeon Loves to Camp and lives in saskatchewan

Rebecca:Hey She's thinks she so cool!
Nicole: She is COOL you know why
Rebecca: Why!
NICOLE: CUZ SHE'S A JANZEN

by Dinosaureatunicorns July 9, 2011

jaizen

Is the kind of guy who loves to scream and laugh with friends while watching anime or gaming.but wants to be loved

Hey jaizen you nibbtard what you doing?

by Neko Neko 808 July 12, 2019

holden janzen

A noob

Oh he's so Holden janzen

by Holden Janzen December 8, 2017

jakeology , The "JAKENESS"

(JAKEOLOGY)Jakeology is the philosophy of The "JAKENESS". It is the knowing of everything and also the understanding of everything. it is also the being of "JAKENESS" witch allows you to can be classified as the "JAKENESS", such as classic rock or women(Gayness is not a part of the "JAKENESS").In knowing this, you shall become part of The "JAKENESS" and know what to like and what not to like. Even though you were not born as the "JAKENESS", like myself, you can become a small part of it, making yourself a little betterthen the normal fagget human being.

(JAKENESS)To describe The "JAKENESS" though, is like trying to describe god. It is basically impossible but you know what it is. The "JAKENESS" is the word of greatness and ultimate power. there is nothing comparable to it. Men cower in it face as if there manliness was stopped on like an unwanted pest. women orgasm on site do to its undefined mystic aura. and no matter what, in the face of anything, The "JAKENESS" is superior.

Ex: Knowing that women are hot and that men should only sleep with women is a small part of jakeology , The "JAKENESS".

by jake zickefoose July 20, 2008

Jarzen

A superior name. The gods used this name for royal blood.

“Bro check out Jarzen”
“King Jarzen I call to you”

by XtremeSteven21 May 10, 2018

jazzen

One who typically resorts to "simping", aka being excessively emotional towards women and everything else

Jazzen: Babe, I think I'm in love with you.
Girl: it's only been our first date!

by 0xforddixtionary February 6, 2014