Jaggler

An extremely awkward person with no common sense who cannot keep up a conversation going for more than 20 seconds.

Number 1: Uh...so...yeah...How are you doing?
Number 2: Oh man I'm fine, how about you?
Number 1: I'm k.
Number 2: Oh that's nice, anything new happened?
Number 1: ...
Number 2: Wow, stop being a Jaggler.

by Mr. Tortalini December 15, 2015

Mick Jagger

The God of All Things Sexual. Also the lead singer of the rock band The Rolling Stones.

Mick Jagger, please, let your full-lipped beauty rain upon my sad, pathetic, worthless life. Enlighten me with your boyish grin and messy brown hair. Let my lowered head hear your sexy voice sing out.

Amen.

by The Morgan Stone December 9, 2008

Jagging

A popular technique employed in many first person shooter games whereby the player attempting to perform the skill (the jag), moves around in an erratic, zigzag like fashion, making it difficult for enemies to hit the player.

The term jagging was coined and popularized by the player CurtMACHINEHEAD in the game Gears of War, in which he dominated by use of a glitch known as the "lobster trot" in combination with his jagging technique.

Sniper (frustrated): FOR FUCK SAKE I CAN'T HIT HIM HE'S JAGGING!
CurtMACHINEHEAD: You can't hit me, for I have mastered the black art of jagging.

by Anonymous coward. December 23, 2009

Jaggedat

In the form of a question, inquiring the location of your jacket

It is cold outside, where is my jaggedat?

by reaperrose October 27, 2009

Swagger Jagger

Swagger Jagger.

A shit, pointless song with stupid lyrics made by Cher Lloyd

Me: You heard that song Swagger Jagger?
You: Yeah, it's fucking shit.

by BeZeee July 5, 2011

Jagged Annie

Female genitalia. Have only ever heard this phrase used by Sex Pistols' guitarist Steve Jones, whilst on an American Radio Station. Possibly originating from South London & The Home Counties circa 1960s, though sounds of a much earlier century, perhaps 18th?

(to female caller on live Radio Show)
"Have you got a hairy Jagged Annie?"

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

jaggerbomb

A drink which consists of Red Bull mixed with Jagermeister.

Let's jaggerbomb that shit.

Lets do a jaggerbomb.

Can I have a jaggerbomb?

by Shady__ December 9, 2008