jacktrack

An inspirational soundtrack for one to use as a masterbatory aid.

I lit some candles and incense and put on some Sade to get my jacktrack rollin'.

by JoesephBloseph December 14, 2009

jackalackin

Masturbating to a student handbook or other non pornographic material. Aka your a fucking fag

You memorized the student handbook? No my friend did he was jack, jackalackin around to it.

by Deebobo2003 February 4, 2016

Jacksucksatlife

Jacksucksatlife is a British born youtuber who has a wierd obsession with blue bois and humping cardboard cut out kai. He is teh worst x life player ever and enjoys bullying kids. He also stalks them and destroys their bases.

Jacksucksatlife is a strange person.

by i still play minecraft. July 16, 2020

Jacksucksatlife

Jacksucksatlife or Jack Massey Welsh is a YouTuber with the maturity level of a 12 year old with over 800k subscribers who makes a variety of videos such as the following: paying girls on Fiverr to pour slime over their heads, playing Minecraft with Jesus, making a diss track on a child, abusing his YouTube rank on the Minecraft server hypixel to build eggplants, breaking his own Minecraft server in various ways like placing thousands of blocks of tnt ruining spawn, being generally irresponsible, and most notably making a girlfriend mod showcase naming various names for "breasts" which is his most popular video and the one he's most proud of.

Jacksucksatlife hasn't come close to winning Minecraft Mondays, and he probably never will.

by Blurdurburble July 19, 2019

jacksucksatstuff

Jacksucksatstuff is a famous YouTuber he dose a lot of hacker trolling videos at the momen his main account is jacksucksatlife make sure to subscribe he also has a Minecraft server called skycade.net he also is a brilliant kazzo player

Jacksucksatstuff is a amazing YouTuber

by Luna 💗 October 14, 2019

JackSucksAtLife

Best YouTuber ever to exist, Best mates with the Alpha Male George Memeulous.

Has 8 Legit YouTube playbuttons.

Gets loads of bitches at the club

"Hey! Did you Watch the new JackSucksAtLife Video?"

"Yes! JackSucksAtLife is sooooo Funny "

by saniel124 May 26, 2020

jackstick

Someone who could help out but decides not to

Thats messed up you jackstick

by ducky198 January 22, 2014