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Percy Jackson

A series of books written by Rick Riordan. The best fiction and Greek Mythology books.
Percy Jackson is the son of Poseidon.
by PercyJackson346 January 11, 2010
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Michael Jackson Maneuver

The movements that one's body does when trying to dance like the iconic sexy Michael Jackson. Exercise experts have endorsed the Michael Jackson Maneuver as a great way to keep the body physically in shape and the mind emotionally at peace...a Zen quality of life.
"Beth and Raul were seeking a Zen lifestyle by doing the Michael Jackson Maneuver"
by PY Love and Peace October 21, 2012
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Jesse Jackson

An extortionist that is convinced that every white person is racist.
Uh-oh, here comes Jesse Jackson, better run.
by rightwinger July 29, 2004
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Regular jackoff

Also spelled "Regular jack-off", the term is used in the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse to describe anyone that is not in Dethklok. Mostly applied to fans of the band.
Toki: What's this place called?

Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.

(The two practice saying "Food libraries")

Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.

Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!

Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Murderface: Yeah!

Toki: Wowee!
by KMFDMDFMK December 24, 2009
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Michael Jackson'd

Verb: To be infected with a rare emotion and sense of love and caring for the entire planet Earth....this includes man, animals and vegetation. To be Michael Jackson'd is to be the healing answer to a dying planet.
"In the aftermath of Superstorm Sandy in 2012, many folks helped with clean-up efforts because they were Michael Jackson'd."
by PY Love and Peace November 15, 2012
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Michael Jackson'd

You feel a burning desire to make this world a better place because of your love and admiration for Michael Jackson and his global humanitarian work...you've been Michael Jackson'd
After listening to Michael Jackson's song, Heal The World, I felt compelled to volunteer my time helping out at the community shelter for needy people. It's a very rewarding feeling to be able to give to those who have nothing. I was totally Michael Jackson'd!
by Moon-Child November 1, 2012
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Michael Jackson

Born with a gift and purpose to bring to the world joy, happiness, love, care, compassion, and humility using song and dance.

He grew in stature from chocolate cherub to vanilla wafer with his sweetness.

Add a little innocence, silliness, and lots of intellect. And not to forget the subtle sensuality. Because he was human, sadness and loneliness often accompanied him.
Otherworldly...that's Michael Jackson
by I AM SPEECHLESS December 10, 2012
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