Jackmonk

A man who likes the taste of his own cum and enjoys drinking it, preferably after butt-sex, but not mandatory.

This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.

"I can't believe Russ is a manager now."
"I know. He's such a douchebag. Did I tell you that after we slept together, he took off the condom and drank its contents?"
"Wow. What a jackmonk."

by Dr. Cobs May 15, 2010

Jackbootstrapping

The use by news media outlets of over the top commentary by their opinion commentators to start news segments about the "factual" basis of the over the top commentary.

This is an homage to Fox who often uses the hyperbole of Hannity and Beck - who see fascism around every corner - in this very manner.

What a fine example of jackbootstrapping: Fox News reportedly draws a distinction between its "news hours," which it claims are objective, and its "editorial" programming. But on May 19, purported "news hour" anchor Megyn Kelly constructed an entire segment around "editorial" host Glenn Beck's criticism of New York's proposed restaurant salt ban, airing clips from his show and asking her guest to respond to Beck's arguments.

by mep321 March 19, 2010

jackmore

1. Jacking off in your parents bed
2. Jacking off over one of your parents face when they are asleep(depending on who you like the least)
3. Doing a huge shit on the floor and then picking some up weith your index finger and ramming it into someones eye...

then jacking off over them while they are screaming in agony rolling around on the floor, blind

1: OMG.. You totally jackmore(d) that guy
2: Yeah awesome!

by scottysullivan October 3, 2006

jackmove

1. To steal or to take in a rough and ruthless manner.

Person 1: Hey Tim finally got a job, Im so proud of him.
Person 2: Aight, Lets pull a jackmove on this mark ass trick ass prankster.

by Smoking those Pedrones November 17, 2005

jackmonkey

Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.

That jackmonkey left without paying for his groceries.

by Corri Deegan April 15, 2006

jackfool

A jackfool is like a jackass, but is specifically caught in the act of doing something stupid, rather than just being stupid in general.

I would have been there on time, but this jackfool cut me off before the light!

by JustJessfrom November 18, 2009

jackpoo

to accidentally cause stool to come out while jacking off. Also spelled 'jackpoop'.

While masturbating, the guy ended up jackpooing to his own disgust.

by uttam maharjan November 14, 2010