Jacktarded

Jacked up and retarded

You are jacktarded. That situation is jacktarded.

by Rhoda34 December 25, 2010

jacktard

a jackass who is also a retard

That jacktard just cut me off!
WTF!!!

by Jack Mr. Box September 1, 2008

jacktard

basically one of the greatest words ever. Also used as an extreme yet hilarious insult.

c-dav: humps the wall
drew: dude stfu you jacktard

by drew s January 1, 2005

Straight Jacketed

A term that is used when a homosexual person is surrounded on all sides by heterosexual persons in an intimate setting.

"So how did hanging out with your friends go last night?"

"It sucked, i was straight jacketed because my best friend and his girlfriend were on one side, and my other best friend was listening to his iPod on my other side while we were on the sofa watching a movie."

by Cardi December 14, 2008

jacktard

A cross between a jackass and a retard.

Berback is such a jacktard.

by t1200 December 28, 2005

Jacktard

1. A rough uncomfortable and unpleasant handjob.
2. A jackass and a retard.

That girl had no idea what she was doing. She gave me a total jacktard at the drive-in.

by 34kevianity August 25, 2010

Jacktard

A word that is a combination of jack-ass and retard. Used to insult someone who is completely stupid and beinga dick at the same time:

#1: Dude he just shitted I the sink and then blamed me!
#2: wow he is a real Jacktard

by Ader Titsof March 15, 2015