jackball

knucklehead, fool, dummy, idiot, moron; depending upon the context.

Jackball is word for which the meaning is subjective and entirely related to the user's state of mind. It ranges from the 'knucklehead' to the 'idiot' or 'moron' end of the scale depending upon whom you are referring.

Example: When addressing a friend it is more likely meant in the 'knucklehead' sense. If you were driving down the road and some manic cuts you off or you're watching TV and Bush is trying to complete a sentence or pronounce the name a of a foreign dignitary and you yell, "JACKBALL!" Clearly, it is being employed in the 'idiot' or 'moron' sense.

by Jackball Hansen July 12, 2008

Jackbarakatitus

A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death.

Symptoms may include:

- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)

- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch

- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat

- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat

- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times

- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat

- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)

- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day

- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)

- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat

- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)

- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple

- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)

- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him

If you have any/all of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Jackbarakatitus is a serious illness, and should not be joked about. It can happen to ANYONE...even bunnies...

by Sexual Seahorse December 28, 2014

jack bag

n. A term formed from the better sections of the terms "jack-off" and "douche-bag". Refers to a person who generally exhibits the traits of above terms, usually at abnormally high levels.

"Hey jack-bag, for the last god-damn time, get your hands off my sandwich!"

by Buck Stuck February 4, 2004

JackBaldy

A notorious sexual position. While playing a a computer game the man receives oral sex from a woman while he scores the highest K/D in the match

"Hey Jake, Last night I got a sweet JackBaldy from a girl I picked up at the bar!"

by Cr4zeeyEd33 December 12, 2012

jackbarras

::to pull a jackbarras. To essentially cockblock yourself, or to boxblock a woman.

while home on coast guard leave, a Andrey was fadiddling Mary's hooha, when for some reason unbeknownst to us and to Mary, he stopped before she reached climax. therefore pulling a jackbarras

by DaveColarusso February 16, 2008

jackback

An episode of LOST that is Jack-centric.

"Dammit! ANOTHER jackback this week?

by skc107 June 20, 2007

Jackpagne

Jackpagne (pronounced "Jack Pain") is a drink consisting of excessive amounts of Jack Daniels Whiskey poured into a drunk person's champagne.

One then proceeds to belittle said person until they down the horrid concoction in a show of drunken and tragic bravado. This usually results in them "feeling tha pagne" shortly thereafter.

Dude. Mix that shit with Jack... it's called Jack PAGNE! JACKPAGNE!

by Mahesh July 25, 2008