Me: Hey man did your mom make Italian tonight; I'm very hungry.
Friend: Yea, we're baked ziti.
Me: SWEET!!
Friend: Yea, we're baked ziti.
Me: SWEET!!
by Theory's apprentice July 01, 2006
Italians are the best people on earth. anyone who likes to trash on them are nothing but ignorant assholes who wish they were italian. we have the best hair, food, women, families, cars, and clothes(versace, gucci, prada, and armani). Who cares if we are hairy and move our hands when we talk and that the guys use too much hair gel, at least we look good. An italian man will get a girl before any one else will. Anyone who has any italian in them, be proud.
(German guy in a torn Harley- Davidson shirt and Dickies jeans to a hot woman)"Hey, you wanna dance?" (Hot woman) "Get away from me!"
(Italian guy in Armani Exchange and Prada to the same woman)"Miss, would you care to dance?"
(Hot woman)"I'd love to."
(Italian guy in Armani Exchange and Prada to the same woman)"Miss, would you care to dance?"
(Hot woman)"I'd love to."
by Angello August 14, 2005
THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE UNIVERSE, italian australians are 1 of the best examples of italians outside italy, if it wasnt for us australia would have nothing. their history? yes, but when italians came here in the 40's we ruled and we still do now,taking all the woman and sweeping them off their feet aswell as mesmerizing audiences with our amazing culture. ITALIANS ROCK AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. gli italiani sono la razza più superiore......................FORZA AZZURI
Thank God For Italian Men
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps...
He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat.."
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps...
He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat.."
by SalvatoreG April 01, 2006
only the all time coolest race in the enitre world. they are good at everything, and anything. they acually know how to sing, beautiful languages, and peaceful people.
by theREALItalian... June 01, 2007
sweet, gulabule, nice guys. romans are of italian descent. did you know that bruce springstien is of italian descent?
the itiaians are just nice. not bad at all. italians are one of the most nicest races of all time. one other is asian.(of course, i am asian.)
by aboy May 12, 2007
Geatest race ever...not quite white, not quite black and not quite hispanic...i dont appreciate people bitching about how italian people are nothing but whiining babies..we've had our shit in our time...stai forza per tutti gli italiani
i am canadian with italian origin
by Mimmo il Juapo December 14, 2005
Originating from Italy. A genuine Italian is not the same as an Italian-American, the latter of which is a product of a bastardisation and incredibly innacurate representation of Italian culture. Although whether straight Italian or Italian-American, most of them gesticulate with their hands a lot, even when on the phone. This might also be a false stereotype, though
by TimFS December 28, 2004