ANNA's definitions

academic wankery

Language that academics use to bamboozle and confuse poor, unsuspecting students. The language encorpourates long and technical words designed to display intelligence and knowledge of literary terms but all it really shows is that the author is an academic WANKER! Or A.D for short.

A.D- A knowledge of contextual information broadens ones analytical and probing skills that adds dimension to the concept of existential construct developed after World War One.
Student- I don't get it!
A.D- That's because it really doesn't mean anything and I could probably sum up my point in one sentence because it is so shallow and brief but I would rather confuse you with my extensive knowledge of fuck all!
Student- Aha! Academic Wankery!

by Anna June 30, 2006

Key Slocum

Key is awesome. He used to have cool shoes, is very fun to talk to, and is super sexy.Anyone is extremely lucky to be friends with him. :D

Key Slocum is flipping awesome.

by Anna February 24, 2005

swedish rim job

gay guy licks in the inner circle around an uncircumcised dick.

Could you please quit snoodling with me and just give me a swedish rim job!

by Anna November 27, 2004

dyke

A word to descibe lesbians (women who prefer women). Frequently used by gay women but straight people tend to associate "dyke" with something bad/offencive.

* It does NOT mean we can't find men... nor does it mean that we're BUTCH/masculine.

"Omg, is she really a dyke?"

"How dare you think I'm straight! I'm a DYKE, you idiot!!"

by Anna July 16, 2004

geetar

A cute or clever way of saying 'guitar'. Often used when someone really likes guitars, and uses this as an alternative. Depending on what text it's used in, it often is elongated like: geeeeetar. This way, showing how it would actually sound. It's only a goofy way of saying 'guitar'. All us dorks use it. xD

Dude, I love to play the geeeeeetar.

by Anna September 18, 2003

Polska

Short for Rzeczpospolita Polska.
Meaning: The Republic of Poland

Polska na zawsze!!!!!

by Anna December 26, 2003

leggy

Having super-long, super-skinny legs.

Uma Thurman has a lean and leggy figure many women would die for.

by Anna February 23, 2005