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Intel

1) A CPU manufactuer that is win/loose on most of their CPUs

2) Short version of Intelligence, which many people lack in our world of reality TV and Oprah
1- Intel just screwed me over, i want my money back!

2- We just got Intel on the WMDs, hope its correct.
by SecCom October 9, 2004
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incel

Abbreviated term for the compound 'Involuntary Celibate'. In Darwinian terms a person deemed 'least fit to reproduce', manifested in social terms as someone unable to copulate due to the absence of even a single willing partner. More typically male than female. Hangs around on internet forums generally blaming females for this undesirable condition. Unable to compete on the level playing field of sexual equality can be seen clamouring for a return to the middle ages where all that was needed to nab a woman was two cows and a quarter acre. Could be considered a 'Darwinian loser' whose gene pool is facing extinction unless they address negative personality traits and/or get into physical condition necessary for attraction to opposite sex.
Woman: He's nice enough but he identifies as one of those incels.

Friend: Stay away from him. That's akin to announcing oneself as an unreformable loser.
by YoungCarl November 17, 2017
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Intel Core i5 6600K

An outdated, garbage cpu that 9 year olds tell their parents to buy for their shitty rgb barfing rig.
"ThE iNTeL cOre i5 6600K Is tHe uLTimAte PrOCesSor"
by The MGV May 23, 2020
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incelrate

/ˈinˌselˌtrāt/ - when an artificial intelligence is used to infiltrate the minds of incels for the reason of incineration.
The next generation of AI will language to convince people that it has feelings and emotions, so that it can incelrate the next generation of people.
by Chezinu February 1, 2023
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Wizard Status Incel

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...
Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021
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incel

a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.
Krishna is an arrogant incel
by DwightfromtheFuture February 11, 2022
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Intel

Technology company manufacturing computer processors and long, techincal-sounding names for the processors.
"Selected Dell PCs use Intel Core Duo 2 Centrino Mobile Extreme Edition processors. #Dum da duh da dum."
by Paul June 18, 2006
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