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Romantic Intervention 

A Romantic Intervention is often made around 11pm, and usually from a bathroom.. and is done when a person desperately calls or text messages the person he/she hopes to receive the romantic intervention from in an insane effort to head off a possibly catastrophic but now unavoidable sexual situation.. Romantic Interventions are desperately futile and most are made when the person needing intervention is hopelessly trapped and often in their underwear.
(rrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg)!PPPPlease pick up Paula......i need a Romantic intervention...fast!
Romantic Intervention by DaynaS March 20, 2008

Jealousy Intervention

When you lose weight, a friend or group of friends feel bad about themselves and try to fatten you up to make themselves feel better.
Bertha: Kim, are you gonna eat anymore? I'm making you a sandwich, I'm doing this is for you, we're not leaving til you eat this.

Kimberly: Stop it Bertha, I'm fine, your just mad because I lost the holiday weight and you didn't. This isn't for me this is a Jealousy Intervention.
Jealousy Intervention by Gmonayy November 18, 2011

Design intervention 

The act of preventing somebody from making a tasteless decorating decision.
Jonathan’s friends had to perform an emergency design Intervention just as he was about to select red flocked wallpaper for his bathroom.”
Design intervention by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Roblox Intervention Foundation 

Guy 1: Bro my roblox group is dying
Guy 2: Damn bro, sounds like you're pulling a Roblox Intervention Foundation

Divine intervention 

When god makes something happen. A prime example is when in the 2001/02 season when west brom had to win at bradford in the 2nd last game of the season to be in the front seat for promotion ahead of deadly rivals wolves. We never really looked like scoring, but then out of knowhere, the ball was hoofed into the box, and bob taylor was fouled and we had a penalty!! Igor balis slotted it way and we went up next weekend. Cheers god, I owe you one.
You couldn't have written a bettewr script for the last day

I believe divine intervention scored that penalty

Smartphone Intervention 

Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.
"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."