Intelligence

A number ranging from one to thirty-six, which dictates one's ability to fill in little circles in the correct pattern.

"I heard Carry made a thirty-five on her ACT"

"Yeah... too bad she's a dumb bitch."

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"So what'd you make on your ACT?"

"Thirty-six"

"Wow. That's intelligence. You must be a genius."

"Yeah, sometimes I shit in my hand and smear it under my nostrils because I like the smell."

"Cool."

by UW June 29, 2008

intelligent

1. Capable of logic reasoning.
2. Me.

I'm omnipresent.
Thus the SETI project is useless.

by Ravek March 23, 2004

Intelligence

N; A theoretical measure of a persons ability to conjigate words, weigh logic, and make calculations and judgments. not to be confused with Wisdom.

1. Few people have the inteligence to carry on a decent conversation.

2.Many submiters lack the inteligence to properly define a word.

by Bookworm February 3, 2005

Intelligence

Intelligence is the stat that increases your Spell Power.

If you don't get it, you're obviously lacking Intelligence, go do some quests, get a few level ups, stop asking trade chat "Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?" and soon you'll understand.

by What I Say Is True, Haha! September 12, 2016

intelligated

Being highly educated and naturally intelligent.

PERSON A: Hey Bill got a great paying job as a brain surgeon.
PERSON B: Ya I know, he got very well educated at college.
PERSON A: Well yes, but he was always an A+ student in highschool.
PERSON B: That makes him both well educated and naturally intelligent.
PERSON A: Hes so intelligated!

by Sam Alire January 21, 2008

intelligency

the level of a persons intelligence

“if we had a intelligency test, i would win”

by ellie b November 1, 2019

Intelligent

A different meaning entirely from the Oxford dictionary's suggestion. THe meaning intended here is that describing something that is mellow, chilled out, lazy, and all together the easiest path in any situation.

This tune is intelligent.
The way of the intelligent man is to use the remote control.

by Cyrus Darawalla February 18, 2004