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Intelligence

You don’t have intelligence
BOOM BITCH
Intelligence by ColombianJerk February 20, 2019

Intelligence

it is something we all want but we will never get it
Guy 1:I have intelligence
Guy 2: sure

Intelligence

Something you think you have from watching YouTube videos.
No no no no no, trust me, I watched a YouTube video. Therefore I have intelligence.
Intelligence by motormatthew June 18, 2020

Intelligence

Pfffftt Bwahahahahahaha! Intelligence!? What intelligence!? AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hym “Intelligence! I can’t insult something you don’t have! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AHA HAAAA!!! Hoooo.... That’s great! That was a good one.... Hooo....”
Intelligence by Hym Iam November 3, 2022

intelligence

A means of measuring how smart someone is based on their ability to solve problems, gather and analyze information, and think logically. The intelligent population gets smaller every year.

Things people with low intelligence say:
"Who the hell is that guy? He's dead so he's probably irrelevant"
"The Bible is all fiction"
"I hate your music"
"You use AMD? Dumbass. Intel is better."
"I am a pedophile"

Things people with high intelligence say:
"I wonder who that person was. I might do some research later."
"I personally don't believe in the events that took place in the Bible but if you do, I respect that."
"I'm not a big fan of the music you listen to but I respect your opinion."
"You use AMD? Cool. I prefer Intel because it feels more versatile and the motherboards are less picky about RAM. What do you like about AMD?"
"I am not a pedophile"
Guy 1: "That guy over there is a pedophile."
Guy 2: "He must have low intelligence."
intelligence by Mausoleumgoer December 8, 2024

Intelligence

"The latest intelligence suggests that the enemy is planning a major attack in the northern sector. We need to prepare our defenses accordingly."
Intelligence by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025