Instashit

When you eat a certain food and it immediatly causes a bowel movement.

Today I ate Indian and had an instashit moment prior to leaving the resturant.

by Storm119 June 8, 2018

instatious

Secret; private; classified; confidential

Used as a predicate nominative

Person 1: “Promise me you’ll keep it instatious.”
Person 2: “I promise. I won’t tell anyone.”

by Nasima June 27, 2021

Instabaited

When you see something amazing on instagram, just for it to be overhyped and completely underwhelming in reality.

Sarah went to the pop-up bar she saw on instagram and realized she got instabaited.

by IzzyWong June 5, 2023

Instatute

A modern woman who turned Instagram into her résumé and OnlyFans into her retirement plan. She believes she's the prize because 4,000 dudes left thirsty emojis — yet she can’t hold a conversation, a relationship, or a job longer than three months.

"She’s got 12K followers, a link in bio, and a ‘no broke men’ rule. Sis is an Instatute!"

by shores June 29, 2025

instanity

The deranged, unhinged state of mind caused by obsessively stanning someone or something. Symptoms include irrational behaviour, public meltdowns over fan drama, and an inability to distinguish reality from fanon.

Basically: when stanning becomes insanity.

“She wasn’t just a Swiftie. She had full-blown instanity.”

“Their whole Discord server is descending into instanity over that leaked rehearsal clip.”

“This level of instanity should be classified as a psychological condition.”

by NoRedPill August 18, 2025