instabanger

when an outfit/style is ready to get a lot of likes on instagram. Another way to say fashionable

Kendra is wearing a really nice street fashion.

"Damn, Kendra your outfit is an instabanger"

by loyaldonutss June 19, 2018

Instaslam

When someone posts an Instagram photo with the sole intention of putting someone down, or "slamming" them. Often indirect, but heavily implying the insulting nature of the picture.

Girl A-"Hey, did you see Emily's Instagram showing off her ass with you tagged?"
Girl B-"That bitch has been Instaslamming me ever since I wore those yoga pants."

by The Wordsmithy October 14, 2014

Instabang

The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.

Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)

Friend: who is that

Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.

by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014

Instawank

when you wank over someones insta account because the wifi blocks porn

James: i just did an instawank over Chelsea's fat arse

by SouLessGingER666 July 29, 2016

instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

instamance

n. near inevitable romantic relationship arising out of the sex-hungry state created by vacation

Instant Romance: just add summer camp.

Guy: Man I can't get a girl friend
Wise Man: No problem, go to that summer camp your parents are trying to send you to.
Guy: But it's a church camp and I'm a virgin.
Wise Man: Perfect! Religion, repression and tents make the perfect conditions for an instamance.

Guy 1: You still talking to that blonde you met on the cruise ship?
Guy 2: Tropical instamance is especially strong.

I think Danny and Sandy from Grease is my favorite instamance.

by mytime_notyours July 20, 2010

instatagger

An instagram user who makes excessive use of hash tags to attract more people.

Guy 1:Hey! Did you see how he tags almost everyone in his instagram photos?
Guy 2: Yeah dude! He's an instatagger!

by thinkingbuddha December 12, 2013