Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.

My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.

by basilbrush October 19, 2017

instabye

When someone posts an image on Instagram but later deletes it because no one else agrees/likes it

Girl 1= I posted a photo saying ‘gays are bad’
Girl 2= you needa instabye because that’s not funny

by Wjwjsiwijejeje May 19, 2018

Instabeggar

Someone who uses any form of social media to make people feel sorry for them. Typically for the purpose of asking for money.

I seen Scotty cryin on Facebook yesterday about bein broke... he is such an Instabeggar.

by DISPLACED YANKEE October 18, 2018

Instababin

Uploading loads of bent shut on insta

What u been doin all day, fuck all just instababin son

by Uncleboozer33 November 25, 2019

Instaball

Where you post a picture of your balls on Instagram and people call you out on it

Guy: Did you see Adam Instaball on Instagram.

Girl: No I didn't see it yet
Guy:His balls where very hairy
Girl: Omg I need to check his Instaball

by KLASHNINJA August 17, 2021

Instabaited

When you see something amazing on instagram, just for it to be overhyped and completely underwhelming in reality.

Sarah went to the pop-up bar she saw on instagram and realized she got instabaited.

by IzzyWong June 5, 2023

Instabates

The combination of the words; Instant + debates. To have a short term debate or discussion on the platform instabates.com

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by Instabates.com April 1, 2024