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Joke Insurance

When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.
by iPutMyWordInYou August 24, 2009
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inout

Like a bit of inout I do.
by louis October 23, 2001
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intourettes

The condition whereby it is difficult for one to refrain from saying something entirely inappropriate, offensive or irrelevant when communicating via the internet

Sufferers do not tend to suffer from regular Tourette's syndrome at all. Intourettes syndrome is NOT an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder; a common misconception. In fact it is developed as a result of over-exposure to intense levels of boredom.

Mild cases can occur, where the user types the inappropriate comment but manages to refrain from actually sending it, recognising the social unacceptability of their comment.

Intourettes tends to be more common than Tourette's syndrome because many people follow the viewpoint that anything is acceptable on the internet.
Uninteresting internet user: ahh my mum is pissing me off !!
Intourettes sufferer: Try bending her over the kitchen table and raping her up the shitter with a baguette until she learns her fucking place.

Uninteresting internet user: argh physics exam tomorrow, can't be arsed!
Intourettes sufferer: Kill it. Kill it with a spade.
by fluorescent! May 28, 2010
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Repetitive Spaff Injury

Hand strain gained through excessive touching of the naughty naughty places.
"I did done spaff so much last night I got a case of Repetitive Spaff Injury! And it bloody hurts!"
by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006
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injury prone

Often sustaining injuries.
Dagm: Why is Vidic captain of Manchester United? Why not Ferdinand?
Yonatan: Because Ferdinand is too injury prone.
by Mindar_theiconsborn October 20, 2013
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insurance company

An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.
Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.
by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004
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Bus Insurgents

Bus Insurgents are people who try to escalate violence on public transport.
Note the case of Epic Beard Man, wherein Bus Insurgents yelled racial epithets like "pinky" and "beat his white ass" in an attempt to escalate violence while riding public transports.
by IUSAI February 23, 2010
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