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Insulin Pump

An amazing little machine that I could not live without. What does it do you wonder? It pumps insulin, hence the name INSULIN PUMP. It for when you have type one diabetes, and the only downers are changing your set (where the insulin actually goes in) and having to bring it with you everywhere. And they cost $4000.
I would probably be dead by now without my insulin pump, I suck at taking care of my diabetes, mostly because its a pain in the ass.
by c-ross June 2, 2007
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innocent insult

A purely wholesome comment, gesture or personal observation that is offered without malice or hostility, but received as profoundly malicious and hurtful.
When a 6-year old describes to her teacher that 'mommy has got a baby sister in her tummy' when, in fact, mommy has just porked up..that's an innocent insult requiring no punishment.
by YAWA April 18, 2019
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Insultation

An alternative form to the noun of 'insult', mainly to be used when one feels creative and would like to come off as being more smart than they actually are. Taken after 'accumulation', 'confiscation', etc.
"This insultation definition lacks creativity, it's just an insultation of an insultation."
by the pie cows March 2, 2010
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insult sex

When two people like each other but refuse to admit it. Commonly saying they hate each other even when their, basically already friends. They joke around, hang out, insulting each other the whole time.

If you even call it "insulting", it's really more like mock flirting. Never imply though that like each other in a relationship sense as they will deny,deny, DENY.

You can ALWAYS tell when people are having insult sex.
Person 1:God can you stop jumping around your like the fucking energizer bunny!! It's annoying as hell.

Person 2: You know you love it, I just keep going and going.

Person 1: You WISH you kept going and going.

Person 2: Oh and how would you know how long I can go?

Person 1: I just do.

Person 3: Can you two stop have insult sex over there, go get a room.

Person 1&2: WHAT, we aren't even like that.
by Synergy24 October 19, 2009
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insulters circle

The term used for your circle of friends that are close enough to you that they can insult you freely without hard feelings or consequence.
Example 1:
Josie: "Yeah, she called me a whore the other day, but its fine because shes in my insulters circle."

Example 2:
Harry: "God, Haley, you're so fat. You should really get more exercise."
Haley: "Hell nah! You are not in my insulters circle, that is SO not okay." *bitch slap*
by joley5204d6 September 18, 2009
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sarcasmic insultion

When one person says something mean to another, that they really mean, and pass it off as sarcasm.
E.G. 1
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh

E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.
by n_beckwith March 8, 2008
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Insult Reversal

When you insult some doucher who can't come up with a good insult so he redirects it at you.
You: Your a doucher
Doucher: What? Did you say your a doucher?
You: No I called you a doucher.
Doucher: So you admit being a doucher?
You: Did you pull an insult Reversal
Doucher: Yes I am ashamed...
by Vohn November 5, 2009
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