Infinity

1) The amount of square inches in an average american's belly.

2) The amount of money americans spend at McDonalds every year

Bob- what pants size are you?
Bert- oh, somewhere around infinity.
Bob- same

by fatisamerica June 20, 2007

Infinity

Infinity ..

It was 212 ..
Just me and you

Well not at all

But still rings true

You made time stop
But I did not know

This little river

Has 2 way flow

Had you not written here

I’d never know

The little river

Would of ceased to flow

There would be no me and you

Fact we’re still here

Means we’re true?

All along my stance the same

You can’t be mine

Til you can say my name

knock once again

This time .. invite you in

But that’s up to you …

We can’t be sin …

For a while now

It’s been pretty clear

All or nothing

Drop all fear ..

still too hard .. your rather bright

You’d find a way to shine the light …

So shine the light

Scorch my eyes

Take my soul

Fuse with yours ..

Infinity .. take me beyond ..

Not my usual poetic dance .. just raw to the core … only way to be

And you know … there is only 1 me … life .. here and as your twin ….

If I didn’t believe this you’d of never got a response ..

by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

Infiniti

A Nissan with luxury options--in short, a utilitarian car with snob appeal.

"Is that a Maxima?"
"No, it is not! It is an Infiniti I30!"
"In other words...it's a Maxima."

by Qit June 25, 2004

Infinity

Basically a number that makes 1 quintillion quintillions look invisible that isn't even a number.

Infinity must be huger than huge can ever be huge

by Quantum_Destroyer_1337 June 10, 2015

Infinity

A number that only exists because it was once counted to by Chuck Norris. Scientists needed a word for this astounding event, so they called it infinity, knowing know man woman or child could ever repeat it. Then just to break the laws of the normal, Chuck did it again.

Guy one: Did you hear about that really big number?

Guy two: What you mean 27?

Guy one: No you tard, I meant infinity...

by upmost777 January 13, 2012

Infinity

During sex. The amount of time that passes between when I come and you leave!

Man, that chick from the food stamp office came over last night, but it seemed like an infinity passed before she left. I had to eventually tell her to kick rocks!

by ImpossiblePauly February 14, 2009

Sk8 The Infinity

Sk8 The Infinity is basically free therapy every Saturday. This helps us in life because all of our problems are ADAMS fault.

Miya: Yo! Did you watch the latest Sk8 The Infinity episode??

Shadow: Yeah! But you gotta watch out for the episode 9 curse.

(I’ll be Praying for us)

by Saikisawesomeglasses March 04, 2021