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inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.
Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time
by Jman699 January 19, 2017
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inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.
by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022
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Inconvenience

the stupid bitches that constantly sit in the toilets and make tiktoks every single fucking day and laugh like cows &&&&& mistreat their partners and are general pieces of trash.
"the girls in the toilets are a real fucking inconvenience" - me and every other female that enters that toilet.
by pussy slayer 42069 September 14, 2020
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incontinent

A condition usually found in older people in which shit and piss on themselfs.
Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself"
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
by Don August 13, 2004
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Incontinent

Incontinent is a type of affective disorder as defined in the yet to be published Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM V). the symptoms of incontinence include misplaced passports, a sense of being landlocked, despondancy over missing the Left Bank, and a debilitating fear that the world is passing you by. Incontinence , if successfully treated, often finds the formally afflicted far from home, happily exploring foreign territories.
Hey, so sad to hear that Joe has incontinence.

Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
by toutestpossible August 11, 2010
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Inconvenience Store

A convenience store (in some cases referred to as 'off license' in the United Kingdom) where the clerks are generally inapt, unable, or otherwise out of touch with their customers. This includes never, EVER finding your video membership number even though you are a frequent customer, repeatedly entering wrong (and often higher) prices than listed.
The customer enters the inconvenience store for the twenty-tenths time, gives the goods to the clerk, and he enters them but with wrong and much higher prices. When entering the video rentals into the system, the confused owner doesn't know your name. When you spell it to him (third time this week), he still does not get it even close to correct. You have to wait for up to twenty minutes before he looks trough the whole customer database, and the queue behind you grows into enormous proportions.
by JonasZD December 24, 2008
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Inconvenience Charge

The BS fee Ticketmaster charges they claim is a "Convenience Charge" when buying concert tickets.
Hey Wesley, what do I owe you for the Foghat tix?

The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.

Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?

Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.
by DavidPeverett March 4, 2010
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