I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

dip in the dirty 

This is enjoyed by gays and straights alike. It means to have anal sex.

John enjoys taking a dip in the dirty.

dip in the dirty by Sir Whores alot November 21, 2005

down in the dirty 

at the place thats cool

have u been down in the dirty lately?

down in the dirty by BB-dogg May 30, 2003

Down in the dirty 

When you find your body and soul at Lloyd Street in Stockport. You appear to be completely all the way down, into the dirty, but with absolutely no possibility of being able to come back up again.

Steven was down in the dirty, but Jake knew he would never come back up again.

Down in the dirty by Uncle Pecter January 14, 2019

put it in the dirty 

Anal sex

“Damn bro! Denise is a straight freak! She loves it when I put it in the dirty!”

put it in the dirty by Elvis Moran August 26, 2021

dirty dan in the cut 

When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number

Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.

dirty dan in the cut by Quitavious Brown June 4, 2017

dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen

What Randy does when Kristina’s not home.

Hey Randy, why are you putting all your groceries in that wheelbarrow. You’re not going to bring that dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen?

dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen by Dirtypoker September 8, 2021