Impalator

A weapon or instrument used to impale a person or zombie, so that it causes sudden and immense joy/pain which may lead to the fatality of the subject thereafter.

Women and Zombies alike cower in the presence of my Impalator.

by Dimakov January 8, 2014

Impedamorale

The objectification of an individual inside the womb of another being.

If we give him that name, we will be impedamorale.

by William Hudson April 27, 2024

L'Imperatice

Empress, or L'Imperatice, is a fearless force of fury who will never let anyone stand in her way. If ever someone dared to cross her, consequences would be relentless. This flawless human being is just not that, human. She is a superforce who will take over the world and have endless commoners worshipping her every move and peasants banished from existence.

Elle est L'Imperatice, she is fearless.
She is the Empress, I'd watch my mouth around her.

by Littlebey September 20, 2017

co-imperative conflation

The complete (imperative) overlap between the boundaries of the phenomenological and the phenomenal.

Co-mperative conflation includes a complete overlap between the boundaries of synthetic dialectics and intersubjectivity; deontology (law) and science; and naturalism and monotheism respectively.

Reveals the phenomenal to be fiction ie. the internalized space of the contiguous is completely devoid of value in accordance with Nietzsche's paradigm of nihilism.

Fiction-theory.

The co-imperative contrapositive to contiguity.

Co-imperative conflation is counter-posed by co-imperative contiguity in which all conformal circles intersect at a single point (in contrast to an infinite number of points).

Co-imperative contiguity reveals the monotheistic (one God) divinity to be fiction which is later replaced by the meta-apeirotheistic (infinite self-God) sublimity.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 23, 2018

Hipoteticus Imperativus

It means you like having sex with your close friends, and you like being fucked in the ass

Person 1: Hey bro, what’s up?
Person 2: Shut up stupid motherfucker, give me the hipoteticus imperativus!

by trillmolnar October 16, 2019

Absolutely Imperative

Don’t fuck up or else.

Absolutely imperative: You don’t want to know

by tuco_diaz September 30, 2022

The Imperturbable

King Philip V of Spain (1683-1746) and his court liked to play a game called El Impávido (The Imperturbable). Basically, a bunch of men bottom-naked were sitting around a table, which was covered by a cloth. A lady was under the table and sucked one of the men's cock. The rest of the players should guess who was being sucked. If their guess was correct, the other player had to leave the game. If it was wrong, he would leave. The game was won by the player who would cum in the lady's mouth without the rest of the players noticing.
Apparently the game was very popular among the French nobility in 18th century.

James was the winner in our match of the Imperturbable

by El-Pueblo April 6, 2025