Term of "endearment" for anyone who resides in the Land of Lincoln, especially when observed operating a motor vehicle, or serving as Governor. Very prevalent to use this term while driving through Chicagoland.
by Bolie September 14, 2012
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Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
"Remember that somebody out there prefers the Illinois Walrus Bang over the Illinois Backyard Roast"
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Subject of frank Zappa song and later a movie who tied up female victims , robbed them, and gave them an enema before leaving.
She wanted Michael to fuck her but he went Illinois enema bandit on her ,tied her up and reamed her out with hot soapy water causing projectile diarhea.
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An Illinois boner joint Is when a homeless man offers you a joint offered at the waist for a puff of the reef, where the joint is actually his homeless wang wrapped in rolling paper for sexual gratification.
An Illinois boner joint Is when a homeless man offers you a joint offered at the waist for a puff of the reef, where the joint is actually his homeless wang wrapped in rolling paper for sexual gratification.
When I was in Chicago late at night walking around with my friend, a homeless man appeared from the shadows and offered us a hit from his joint. I knew immediately he was a sick bastard trying to get us to suck his wang, thinking it was a meaty joint, my friend bent down to puff I yelled "NOO!! Stop! That's an Illinois boner joint!" As I dove and pushed my friend away from the homeless mans pelvis and erect reefer wrap.
by LtPork April 22, 2015
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Dude! Are you going to Corn fest tonight? What else would I be doing in Morris Illinois! Checking out jamal??
by ayG-bo November 25, 2007
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by RabidWimp December 16, 2008
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