IKEA Daleks

IKEA Daleks is a fan-given term to the "improved" designs of the Dalek villains from the long-running British sci-fi TV show Doctor Who. Daleks are the arch-nemesis of The Doctor and his alien Time Lord race. In S5E3 the IKEA Daleks were introduced. They looked the same as the original Daleks but with colourful Dalekanium (alien metal).

They look like the result of Daleks procreating with Power Rangers.

David: You know, Chris, whenever I see one of those new colourful Daleks I imagine M&Ms shooting out of their appendages.
Chris: Haha, you mean those IKEA Daleks? They look like toys, don't they?
David: Yeah! They look like they're made from plastic instead of Dalekanium.

by Rina Lam January 8, 2012

ikea tower

Pewdiepie's tower beacon in minecraft

Look at that amazing ikea tower pewds built.

by Pickle Frick July 10, 2019

Ikran

ikran is an honest and lively girl. She’s out spoken and open minded and never afraid to correct someone. She’s the life of the party but sometimes comes off sounding like a bitch but that’s just who she is.She does great in school and has a lot of friends, even though she fakes her relationship with some of them.

Ikran is awesome

by Hi MothEr 69659 December 23, 2019

Ikeamotion

The random wanderings of people who are trying to escape from Ikea. Its often fueled by swedish meatballs and cinnamon buns. Characteristics include bouncing off sofas with names like Umflaut then walking around in random circles; and stacking flat brown boxes on carts and careening down warehouse aisles.

I went to Ikea to buy a couch but then Ikeamotion hit and I could not figure out how to escape without buying a desk, two side tables and a bed.

by Leslie Dow February 3, 2008

IKEA

A magical big blue Swedish box responsible for most fights, break ups and injuries.

Me and my (Ex)wife went to IKEA this morning. We fought for hours and I hurt my toe from a flatpack shelf collapsing.

by JoshuaStonefish October 17, 2019

Ikeaphile

An Ikeaphile is someone who is addicted to the low cost, modern Swedish world of Ikea.

This person is prone to driving long miles to eat Swedish meatballs and may have an addiction to Lingonberry juice. There taste is in modern furniture with a European flare but not expensive and in better condition than items from other stores. Be very careful: Ikeaphiles will sometimes do and say anything to get lost in the giant blue store. They may carry around tape rulers and shopping lists in their pockets and complain where their shopping cart isn't four wheel drive.

by JonSmurf April 29, 2006

IKEA

IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold

Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

by Triple J May 1, 2005