hypocripster

Making fun of and heavily judging hipsters as frequently as possible while, in reality, embodying all of the characteristics of a hipster yourself.

Sarah:
"Ug, that is the most hipstertastic bike in the world. Stupid fixies. I can't look at this anymore! Whatever...I'm off to go host my recycled arts and crafts night and must go dumpster dive for the appetizers."

Jordan:
"You are the biggest hypocripster I know!"

by SCAFS July 22, 2009

Grammar Hypocrite

Noun-

A person who makes grammatical mistakes while correcting grammar errors in another individual's post.

Original Poster: I went to there house.
Grammar Hypocrite: Moron! It's 'their house', not 'there house'. Your righting is atrocious! Learn the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're.'

by jendriel July 10, 2009

hypocrisy

A crime that everyone besides me should be punished for.

"How many times do I have to tell you not to be repetitive?"

by John Paxton March 20, 2005

Hypocritical

To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).

When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.

by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu August 12, 2008

hypocrites

A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.

"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"

by Satan June 26, 2004

hypocrisy

(n) - one of the few things liberals and conservatives, Republicans and Democrats, and people in general have in common.

If one were to be truly honest with oneself, one would realize that he/she falls into hypocrisy. For example, almost everyone preaches that we should love everyone, but few practice that.

by Commonsense September 17, 2012

Hypocripster

Noun: Hypocritical hipsters that hate other hipsters.

Dude, did you just hear that guy say "deck?"
Yeah. I thought he claimed not to be a hipster?
Exactly. He's also a fan of plaid.
That's what we call a hypocripster.

by thealphaproject October 29, 2010