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Get the Hyperbole mug.The result of a partially frozen beer;
Upon partial freezation, the water which composed about 82% of beer moves to the solid "ice" state before the 18% of magical beer juices join it. In this moment of this Euphoric limbo between beer and its frozen counterpart, the beersicle, the common bro opens the beverage (often with a key) and unleashes hyperbeer (also know as essence of beer).
Hyperbeer is commonly known to be more potent, more delicous, and more bro than any other beer-beverage with only one exeptions: essence of hyperbeer
Upon partial freezation, the water which composed about 82% of beer moves to the solid "ice" state before the 18% of magical beer juices join it. In this moment of this Euphoric limbo between beer and its frozen counterpart, the beersicle, the common bro opens the beverage (often with a key) and unleashes hyperbeer (also know as essence of beer).
Hyperbeer is commonly known to be more potent, more delicous, and more bro than any other beer-beverage with only one exeptions: essence of hyperbeer
Dumb bro-"Yo bro, all we have are mostly frozen beers:
Wise Bro- " Fear not bro, this shits about to get real. Break out the hyperbeer!"
Wise Bro- " Fear not bro, this shits about to get real. Break out the hyperbeer!"
by BRO, WE'RE THE SAME BRO, BRO October 25, 2011
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The result of partially frozen hyperbeer
This beverage is only for the most patient bro. Upon making standard hyperbeer, the bro must refrain from drinking in order to freeze the new substance yet again, removing even more of the non-beer (water) content from the hyperbeer. Once the hyperbeer is partially frozen, remove the your essence of hyperbeer and serve at room temperature for maximum taste.
Fear not good bro, if you over-freeze the hyperbeer, you will still have some hyperbeersicles (fully frozen hyperbeer to be eaten).
This beverage is only for the most patient bro. Upon making standard hyperbeer, the bro must refrain from drinking in order to freeze the new substance yet again, removing even more of the non-beer (water) content from the hyperbeer. Once the hyperbeer is partially frozen, remove the your essence of hyperbeer and serve at room temperature for maximum taste.
Fear not good bro, if you over-freeze the hyperbeer, you will still have some hyperbeersicles (fully frozen hyperbeer to be eaten).
Dumb Bro- "Bro, all i have is partially frozen hyperbeer"
Bro- "BRO! Essence of Hyperbeer!(frat snap)
Bro- "BRO! Essence of Hyperbeer!(frat snap)
by BRO, WE'RE THE SAME BRO, BRO October 24, 2011
Get the Essence of hyperbeer mug.A reaction against the deconstructive nihilism of Postmodernism. A Hypermodernist believes that the end result of all human activity is a well-ordered universe devoted to experiencing life in all the myriad ways possible based on fundamental objective truth that can only be experienced subjectively, mediated by physical sense organs in the physical world and enhanced through technology.
On the hypermodernism spectrum there is nihilism on one hand (there are no absolute moral values), and complete Hypermodernism on the other (Moral values consistently change as the universe evolves; they are set by human authorities and must accord with a rational "Principle of Utility", furthermore, objective moral value can be determined purely through subjective observation of an underlying objective reality.)
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Mum the Potter: Rejection of self-reported data and all media as implicitly distorted and corrupt is a fundamental aspect of the Postmodernist way of thought.
Sally the Drummer: Those Postmods can't touch the absolute validity of the Hypermods and their new Hypermodernism . Shite, contrarily I contend with the hypermods that truth exists, we have access to it despite our implicit biases, and we can use that truth, so discovered, to solve temporal problems causing unnecessary suffering in our world. Amen.
Mum: Sounds like a Marxist plot.
Sally: Maybe. I guess we'll see.
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On the hypermodernism spectrum there is nihilism on one hand (there are no absolute moral values), and complete Hypermodernism on the other (Moral values consistently change as the universe evolves; they are set by human authorities and must accord with a rational "Principle of Utility", furthermore, objective moral value can be determined purely through subjective observation of an underlying objective reality.)
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Example:
Mum the Potter: Rejection of self-reported data and all media as implicitly distorted and corrupt is a fundamental aspect of the Postmodernist way of thought.
Sally the Drummer: Those Postmods can't touch the absolute validity of the Hypermods and their new Hypermodernism . Shite, contrarily I contend with the hypermods that truth exists, we have access to it despite our implicit biases, and we can use that truth, so discovered, to solve temporal problems causing unnecessary suffering in our world. Amen.
Mum: Sounds like a Marxist plot.
Sally: Maybe. I guess we'll see.
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I'm practice Hypermodernism because I believe subjectively discovered truths lead to greater control of the underlying ultimate objective reality.
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Mary: so are u goin out with dan friday?
Rachel: no...he turned me down. god, the whole world hates me! i dont know why i even try! i should just go crawl in a hole and die
Rachel is an example of a Hyperbolist
Rachel: no...he turned me down. god, the whole world hates me! i dont know why i even try! i should just go crawl in a hole and die
Rachel is an example of a Hyperbolist
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