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Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!
Bo must of been under "Gypsy Hypnosis" when he agreed to lend Kevin $150 while they were in Vegas.
by Ben October 18, 2005
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Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!
Bo must of been under the influence of "Gypsy Hypnosis" when agreed to front Kevin $150 in Vegas.
by Paul February 2, 2005
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hypenosis

Anticipating something that won't be as good as they told you it would.
"This movie wasn't as good as I thought. That marketing totally put me in a state of hypenosis."
by blatherskyte November 7, 2013
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hypenitis

condition of suffering from being a hype
Drug Dealer: "Dude won't stop calling me, he got hypenitis like a motherfucker.
by Anonymous September 2, 2003
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Hypenosis

A combination of hype and hypnosis used to manipulate and control receptive vessels.
Man speaking in a deep rhythmic speech pattern: "This was the most rigged election in the history of our country and we need to take our country back, we need to be strong and fight. If we don't take out country back now we will lose it forever. Be strong and fight. Now let's march to the Capital. I will be right there with you. Let's fight and take our country back!"

Observer 1: Did you see all those maga people storm the capital and try to subvert democracy. How could they think they're patriots if they're trying to block democracy and go against the constitution?

Observer 2: They got hit with some hypenosis so strong that they don't even realize they're acting as domestic terrorists and not patriots. Plus many can't even come to grips with the reality that this attack was carried out by Trump people and not antifa.
by The Realest John Galt January 10, 2021
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Hypenosis

When you hype up an event so much before it happens, that you can't allow yourself to accept that it was disappointing.
I spent sixth months hyping up The Last Jedi that I had hypenosis when it came out and liked it for 2 years.
by Daft_panda June 7, 2025
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Amazon Prime & Hypeness

(the opposite of 'Netflix & Chill') Going to a female's house or taking a female to your house and watch action movies that will ultimately trigger your energy, adrenaline, and vivacity to the point you find yourself narrating the dialogue and/or imitating what you see. You'll be so deep in your zone that neither of you are thinking about snuggling or getting intimate with each other.
"Baby girl I ain't for all that "love potion" shit. If you like lets go to my crib and indulge ourselves in a little Amazon Prime & Hypeness. I got plenty of superhero movies and martial arts flicks. I ain't setting the mood with no champagne or dim lights. I got cookies and cream, brownies, kool-aid and cranberry juice. Sound good?
by The Coolest Introvert December 7, 2021
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