hydroplane

A type of DJ scratch that uses a hand to vibrate the vinyl by creating fluttering friction which makes the speed of the record jump slower very quickly.

You have to have sticky fingers to perform the hydroplane, otherwise it will just slow the record down.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

Spontanious Dental Hydroplosion

Disease in which your teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of your throat.

"I'm inventing new diseases. So like lets say my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat what would you call that?" "I thought you said you were inventing diseases; that's spontanious dental hydroplosion" -Jim and Pam from "The Office"

by Falls Penn February 26, 2007

HYDROPHOSCITES

The scientific word for 'Belly button fluff'

In late 1982, Dr Michael McKilliam Macnaught was tinkering around near his naval area, when he was the first man to discover and note the previously known Belly Button Fluff was actually a concuction of water (hydro)and Co2 (ph). This product was situtated at the centre of the stomach and life (Sc) and rather small (ites). Michael pursued to name the compound 'HYDROPHOSCITES' (hydro-fos-sc-ites). The name has been synonomous since and is much talked about in the science arena.

by MIKE MACNAUGHT December 8, 2006

hydroponics

A convenient word used by shows to show that their characters can grow food anywhere, defying logic for the sake of everyone getting some grub.

Guy1:Man what the hell are we gonna eat in the middle of this desert?
Guy2:Dont worry! I know how to use hydroponics!

by syfy October 13, 2010

Hydroplaning

1. The uncontrolled movement of an automobile when the tires loose traction with the road and move on a low friction surface of water

2. A Combination Of Being Drunk & High. Which Results In

1. "AHHHH, Fuck I'm Hydroplaning !"

Keep Calm and try to control the car.

2. Mix the drank with the dank, Got me feeling great. I'm Hydroplaning ! - Big KRIT "Hydroplaning feat. Devin The Dude"

by CHICHA February 21, 2013

hydroponic bubonic chronic

Good fuckin' weed. It's Hydroponic Bubonic Chronic!!!

I got some dirty Hydroponic Bubonic Chronic! This shit get's me all blazed with just one hit!

by DrJ69s January 7, 2006

Hydrophobia

When your swimming in a pool and you suddenly feel the temperature rise and realize your swimming in someone else's pee and immediately leave the pool and never want to get in one again.

Girl: eh no I have hydrophobia from..last time
Friend: I said I was sorry it just..leaked
Girl: I'm never swimming again.

by Cease your faggotry July 20, 2017